epic embarassment
holy crap. ive topped myself in humiliation.
went to the lake with my buddy right? real nice time, the water wasnt purple making, it was actually bareable after you got used to it. and i splashed around a sang little mermaid songs and had a merry ole time and all blah blah.
so then we sat on the beach for a while and ate pickle lay chips and made the mistake of feeding themt o gulls. the gulls slowly started to surround us and the ring leader got the signal out that we had food and start squaking and all this trouble. he was a little intimidating for a ankle biter.
but im getting off the story. anyway, i decide soggy clothes are just this side of intollerable and i make us head to the car to change. now the lot is basically empty, not a headlight insight for now and im changing and telling my friend to be the look out. which she failed at, read: utterly and completely. because i hear this car seconds before her pithy finger gun and snickering she used as a warning.
after i get buzzed by the car coming behind me, i hear this clapping... turns out their was a lone old bearded guy ACROSS the parking lot i completely missed and I just gave him this big strip show! we are talking top to bottom peep.
so at this point, im thinking, yah, all this infront of my friend, thats it. thats the point where i will never live this down. then life topped that and gave me this.
the old guy decided to drive all the way up to me and say this, verbatim: thank for that. it made my day." thats it. thats all she wrote folks. i am never living that down as long as i live.
fuck.
went to the lake with my buddy right? real nice time, the water wasnt purple making, it was actually bareable after you got used to it. and i splashed around a sang little mermaid songs and had a merry ole time and all blah blah.
so then we sat on the beach for a while and ate pickle lay chips and made the mistake of feeding themt o gulls. the gulls slowly started to surround us and the ring leader got the signal out that we had food and start squaking and all this trouble. he was a little intimidating for a ankle biter.
but im getting off the story. anyway, i decide soggy clothes are just this side of intollerable and i make us head to the car to change. now the lot is basically empty, not a headlight insight for now and im changing and telling my friend to be the look out. which she failed at, read: utterly and completely. because i hear this car seconds before her pithy finger gun and snickering she used as a warning.
after i get buzzed by the car coming behind me, i hear this clapping... turns out their was a lone old bearded guy ACROSS the parking lot i completely missed and I just gave him this big strip show! we are talking top to bottom peep.
so at this point, im thinking, yah, all this infront of my friend, thats it. thats the point where i will never live this down. then life topped that and gave me this.
the old guy decided to drive all the way up to me and say this, verbatim: thank for that. it made my day." thats it. thats all she wrote folks. i am never living that down as long as i live.
fuck.