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razorbladekiss39 (11:21:49 PM): and once
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:00 PM): there was this boy named ryan ellis cain
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:12 PM): he was a weird boy
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:19 PM): he thought he was hot shit
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:29 PM): he wished he was black
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:42 PM): he tried to fro his hair every morning
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:45 PM): but it just didnt work
X000000000000110 (11:23:01 PM): hahahahahahah
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:01 PM): his favorite clothing line is south pole
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:06 PM): then one day
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:11 PM): he decided to go to the mall
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:17 PM): with his gangsta friends
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:42 PM): they were all walkin around
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:50 PM): hittin on every white girl in sight
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:57 PM): especially the fat ones
razorbladekiss39 (11:24:09 PM): more cushion for the pushin
X000000000000110 (11:24:34 PM): haaaaaaahahahha
razorbladekiss39 (11:24:53 PM): Rec (ryan's 'gangsta' name) decided he wanted to try and get with this one girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:18 PM): she was 2x the average size of a girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:28 PM): of an average girl**
X000000000000110 (11:25:33 PM): mmmmmm
X000000000000110 (11:25:38 PM): love the fat rolls
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:47 PM): she had corn rowed hair
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:50 PM): she was black
X000000000000110 (11:25:54 PM): hahahahha
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:00 PM): her name was latiqua
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:31 PM): latique shavana thompson
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:59 PM): she was shoppin at Lane Bryant (the fat girl store)
X000000000000110 (11:27:04 PM): hahaha
razorbladekiss39 (11:27:33 PM): lookin at the size DDD bras, but then she was crying cuase they were too small
X000000000000110 (11:27:42 PM): hahaha thats so wrong
razorbladekiss39 (11:27:58 PM): so Rec decided he would try to cheer her up
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:27 PM): so he walked up and grapped a small portion of her ass cause it was too big to grab anymore of it
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:39 PM): and then he asked her wat was wrong
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:45 PM): she explained so he started rappin
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:54 PM): saying, 'girl, you shine'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:01 PM): 'uh huh uh huh'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:08 PM): 'mm girl, you shine'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:26 PM): his fellas started to join in and beat boxed for him
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:45 PM): then out of no where, these two break dancers came up and started bustin out their moves
X000000000000110 (11:29:58 PM): wow
X000000000000110 (11:30:02 PM): im totally saving this
X000000000000110 (11:30:03 PM): and posting it
razorbladekiss39 (11:30:30 PM): after about 30 minutes, the break dancers left and went back to playing their DDR
razorbladekiss39 (11:30:58 PM): one of hte dancers was a girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:31:06 PM): and he suddenly remembered
razorbladekiss39 (11:31:23 PM): he didnt recognze her because she used to be super fat
razorbladekiss39 (11:32:05 PM): she was the fat pastor that was guarding shimas house while his parents were out of town
razorbladekiss39 (11:32:52 PM): she stopped preaching and devoted her life to playing DDR and randomly break dancing in hte mall
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:14 PM): then Rec took Letiqua out to dinner
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:25 PM): all u can eat buffet
X000000000000110 (11:33:27 PM): omg fat pastord
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:48 PM): except he didnt get to eat cuase she ate the whole restaurant
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:59 PM): including two of the workers
razorbladekiss39 (11:34:06 PM): cuase they just dissapeared
razorbladekiss39 (11:34:23 PM): so people just figured they got eaten
razorbladekiss39 (11:35:10 PM): well later, Rec finally got his dream and him and letiqua had hot cushiony sex
X000000000000110 (11:35:46 PM): hahahaha
razorbladekiss39 (11:35:53 PM): it was the best sex he had ever had cuase he had the choice of atleast 10 different places he could fuck her cuase her rolls provided nice places
razorbladekiss39 (11:36:32 PM): unfortunately he broke his bed during it cuase she was too damn fat, but he doesnt care
X000000000000110 (11:36:39 PM): omg lol
X000000000000110 (11:36:42 PM): ok im going to sleep
X000000000000110 (11:36:42 PM): haha
razorbladekiss39 (11:36:54 PM): o yea, and the gay guy from Hot topic joined in
X000000000000110 (11:37:01 PM): hahahh
razorbladekiss39 (11:37:05 PM): they all had sex and lived happily ever after
razorbladekiss39 (11:37:06 PM): goodnite
razorbladekiss39 is away at 11:37:12 PM.
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:00 PM): there was this boy named ryan ellis cain
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:12 PM): he was a weird boy
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:19 PM): he thought he was hot shit
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:29 PM): he wished he was black
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:42 PM): he tried to fro his hair every morning
razorbladekiss39 (11:22:45 PM): but it just didnt work
X000000000000110 (11:23:01 PM): hahahahahahah
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:01 PM): his favorite clothing line is south pole
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:06 PM): then one day
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:11 PM): he decided to go to the mall
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:17 PM): with his gangsta friends
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:42 PM): they were all walkin around
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:50 PM): hittin on every white girl in sight
razorbladekiss39 (11:23:57 PM): especially the fat ones
razorbladekiss39 (11:24:09 PM): more cushion for the pushin
X000000000000110 (11:24:34 PM): haaaaaaahahahha
razorbladekiss39 (11:24:53 PM): Rec (ryan's 'gangsta' name) decided he wanted to try and get with this one girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:18 PM): she was 2x the average size of a girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:28 PM): of an average girl**
X000000000000110 (11:25:33 PM): mmmmmm
X000000000000110 (11:25:38 PM): love the fat rolls
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:47 PM): she had corn rowed hair
razorbladekiss39 (11:25:50 PM): she was black
X000000000000110 (11:25:54 PM): hahahahha
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:00 PM): her name was latiqua
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:31 PM): latique shavana thompson
razorbladekiss39 (11:26:59 PM): she was shoppin at Lane Bryant (the fat girl store)
X000000000000110 (11:27:04 PM): hahaha
razorbladekiss39 (11:27:33 PM): lookin at the size DDD bras, but then she was crying cuase they were too small
X000000000000110 (11:27:42 PM): hahaha thats so wrong
razorbladekiss39 (11:27:58 PM): so Rec decided he would try to cheer her up
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:27 PM): so he walked up and grapped a small portion of her ass cause it was too big to grab anymore of it
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:39 PM): and then he asked her wat was wrong
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:45 PM): she explained so he started rappin
razorbladekiss39 (11:28:54 PM): saying, 'girl, you shine'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:01 PM): 'uh huh uh huh'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:08 PM): 'mm girl, you shine'
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:26 PM): his fellas started to join in and beat boxed for him
razorbladekiss39 (11:29:45 PM): then out of no where, these two break dancers came up and started bustin out their moves
X000000000000110 (11:29:58 PM): wow
X000000000000110 (11:30:02 PM): im totally saving this
X000000000000110 (11:30:03 PM): and posting it
razorbladekiss39 (11:30:30 PM): after about 30 minutes, the break dancers left and went back to playing their DDR
razorbladekiss39 (11:30:58 PM): one of hte dancers was a girl
razorbladekiss39 (11:31:06 PM): and he suddenly remembered
razorbladekiss39 (11:31:23 PM): he didnt recognze her because she used to be super fat
razorbladekiss39 (11:32:05 PM): she was the fat pastor that was guarding shimas house while his parents were out of town
razorbladekiss39 (11:32:52 PM): she stopped preaching and devoted her life to playing DDR and randomly break dancing in hte mall
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:14 PM): then Rec took Letiqua out to dinner
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:25 PM): all u can eat buffet
X000000000000110 (11:33:27 PM): omg fat pastord
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:48 PM): except he didnt get to eat cuase she ate the whole restaurant
razorbladekiss39 (11:33:59 PM): including two of the workers
razorbladekiss39 (11:34:06 PM): cuase they just dissapeared
razorbladekiss39 (11:34:23 PM): so people just figured they got eaten
razorbladekiss39 (11:35:10 PM): well later, Rec finally got his dream and him and letiqua had hot cushiony sex
X000000000000110 (11:35:46 PM): hahahaha
razorbladekiss39 (11:35:53 PM): it was the best sex he had ever had cuase he had the choice of atleast 10 different places he could fuck her cuase her rolls provided nice places
razorbladekiss39 (11:36:32 PM): unfortunately he broke his bed during it cuase she was too damn fat, but he doesnt care
X000000000000110 (11:36:39 PM): omg lol
X000000000000110 (11:36:42 PM): ok im going to sleep
X000000000000110 (11:36:42 PM): haha
razorbladekiss39 (11:36:54 PM): o yea, and the gay guy from Hot topic joined in
X000000000000110 (11:37:01 PM): hahahh
razorbladekiss39 (11:37:05 PM): they all had sex and lived happily ever after
razorbladekiss39 (11:37:06 PM): goodnite
razorbladekiss39 is away at 11:37:12 PM.