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[onewithkol]

[Do you hear that? Listen carefully. It's a soft voice humming. He takes his time before he finally speaks. And when he does, he sounds oddly chipper for someone in his situation.]

All this talk of not being able to put an entire nation in jail--

And yet here I am. In this small grey room just sitting, sitting, sitting and waiting. There isn't much

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[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

[Two really horrible off-pitch voices cracks through. Sitar playing can be heard faintly.]

We wish you a Merry Augustmas!
We wish you a Merry Augustmas!
We wish you a Merry Augustmas!
And a Happy Halloween!
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin!
Good tiding for Augustmas and a Happy Halloween!♪~

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

...Merry .. Augustmas?

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

Jingle bells, tears dispelled
Augustmas is here!
Snowmen we will make outside
And chase the gray away!♪~

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

Is there a reason ... you are singing songs?

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

It's AUGUSTMAS!

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

Augustmas?

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

Yes! So Merry Augustmas!

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

Thank .. you. And to you as well?

[Still hasn't got a clue what Isaac is going on about.]

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

Yes! Why thank you--er--you! Merry Augustmas indeed!

[[ooc: l-lol, if only Isaac knew that he's talking to Russia |D;]]

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

What is Augustmas?

[ooc; ffff, I think that'd be the last Merry Augustmas he'd ever say. 8( ]

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

Christmas in August! --

[Pauses]

YOU'RE RUSSIA!?

[Voice; English] ilu guys

[onewithkol]

But Christmas is not in--

[...]

Da?

[Voice; English] we lu too 8'3

[miiirrriiiaaa]

You...Your...

EVIL!

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

I am?

[Voice; English]

[miiirrriiiaaa]

YES!

[Voice; English]

[onewithkol]

But why?