The Trish's "Taking Over the World Plan" plan
the "Trish's taking over the world plan"
1. Spend five years genetically enhancing the intelligence of penguins to create an elite workforce of genius flightless birds. they will be the GEP force. (genetically enhanced penguins)
2. Have Caroline, through a series of death threats, bribery, and with the aid of the GEP units, infiltrate and take over both the coca cola and pepsi companies.
3. Impose a mighty and tyrannical control over the entire fast-food coorporation by witholding their entire stock of soft drinks and establish Mcdonalds as a base.
4. Have either Kevin or Sarah replace the head executive of the Apple company by assassinating everyone in their way.
5. Create a massive army of homeless people by offering them all jobs at the fast food companies. Their loyalty will be bought through the medium of cheeseburgers, bad pizza, and giant tacos.
6. set plan into action.
I. have Caroline do a massive recall of all ipod related headphone/earphone gear. Then send out the new model of the ipod, the Ipod micro as a free gift to every ipod owner while reselling/handing out headphones to replace the ones from recall.
II. Introduce increasingly larger sedatives and mild anti-depressants into all the Mcdonald's recipes and soft drinks world wide.
Then, since everybody will have turned into a mild rendition of a mindless Zombie because of the drugged food, I will send out subliminal messages through the radiowaves the ipod micro has been specifically designed to recieve, and through the recently marketed headphones/earphones. They will encourage the world to swear fealty to my name and convince them that, as long as everybody listens to me, everyone will be happy, and they can have as many burgers as they want. and then i will extend my control over various ice cream companies, health supply corporations, and eventually the videogame industry deceptively slow, like an ameoba digesting whatever it is sothing that small would be inclined to feed upon.
and that is how i will eventually take over the world. You cannot escape, you can either join me or join my legions of ardent zombie warriors.
and this is my plan, take it and i will come after you myself and eat your soul. it will be painful. I will not kill you but i will make you wish i had. this is not a threat. it is a promise.
have a nice life!
:)
1. Spend five years genetically enhancing the intelligence of penguins to create an elite workforce of genius flightless birds. they will be the GEP force. (genetically enhanced penguins)
2. Have Caroline, through a series of death threats, bribery, and with the aid of the GEP units, infiltrate and take over both the coca cola and pepsi companies.
3. Impose a mighty and tyrannical control over the entire fast-food coorporation by witholding their entire stock of soft drinks and establish Mcdonalds as a base.
4. Have either Kevin or Sarah replace the head executive of the Apple company by assassinating everyone in their way.
5. Create a massive army of homeless people by offering them all jobs at the fast food companies. Their loyalty will be bought through the medium of cheeseburgers, bad pizza, and giant tacos.
6. set plan into action.
I. have Caroline do a massive recall of all ipod related headphone/earphone gear. Then send out the new model of the ipod, the Ipod micro as a free gift to every ipod owner while reselling/handing out headphones to replace the ones from recall.
II. Introduce increasingly larger sedatives and mild anti-depressants into all the Mcdonald's recipes and soft drinks world wide.
Then, since everybody will have turned into a mild rendition of a mindless Zombie because of the drugged food, I will send out subliminal messages through the radiowaves the ipod micro has been specifically designed to recieve, and through the recently marketed headphones/earphones. They will encourage the world to swear fealty to my name and convince them that, as long as everybody listens to me, everyone will be happy, and they can have as many burgers as they want. and then i will extend my control over various ice cream companies, health supply corporations, and eventually the videogame industry deceptively slow, like an ameoba digesting whatever it is sothing that small would be inclined to feed upon.
and that is how i will eventually take over the world. You cannot escape, you can either join me or join my legions of ardent zombie warriors.
and this is my plan, take it and i will come after you myself and eat your soul. it will be painful. I will not kill you but i will make you wish i had. this is not a threat. it is a promise.
have a nice life!
:)