abc meme
I snagged this from 30cigarettes.
A
• Are you available?: Acts of God up to and including smitings, plagues, locusts, boils, etc., on basis of contractual agreement. Although I like my current Employer.
• What is your age?: Really, really old.
• What annoys you?: Intentional ignorance.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Quite a few of them
• When is your birthday?: September 29th is as good as any
• Who is your best friend?: My aforementioned Employer.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: I have to pick just one? Mmm.... Jolly Ranchers.
• Crush?: Isn't that a soda?
• When was the last time you cried?: At Big Sur.
D
• Do you daydream?: No.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: I'm very fond of Welsh corgis.
• What day of the week is it?: Friday. *hums* It's Friday, I'm in love...
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Sunny side up. Yolks firm, not hard.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Twice I can think of.
• Ever pet an elephant? Yup.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Why would I do that?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Nope.
• Is there a fan in your room?: I don't have a room...
G
• Do you chew gum?: Not that often.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Who doesn't?
• Do you like gory movies?: I'd rather watch a comedy.
H
• How are you?: Pretty good.
• What's your height?: 6'1"
• What color is your hair?: As a general rule, grey these days. Used to be black.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Neapolitan! Why choose?
• Have you ever ice skated?: Not with, like, skates.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yup.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Watermelon.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Someone I know once said that 'Wisdom is knowing that everything, including your own existence, is just wildly amusing crap.' I tend to agree.
• Do you wear jewelry?: I wear a key on a chain around my neck. Does that count?
K
• Who do you want to kill?: As a rule I'm past that stage these days.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Can't say that I have. *adds it to the list of things to do*
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yeah, but not as much as corgis.
L
• Are you laidback?: I'm often thought of that way, sure.
• Lions or Tigers?: Lions. Leo Judeae, and all that.
• Do you like black licorice?: Definitely.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Not applicable.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: I don't know what Moosejaw is?
• Favorite store at the mall?: KayBee Toys.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: I have a lot of names.
• What’s your favorite number?: 7
• Do you prefer night or day?: They both have their good points. But night, if I have to choose.
O
• What's your one wish?: Been over this one. I don't make wishes these days.
• Are you an only child?: *laughs* No. I have even more brothers than I do names...
• Do you like the color orange?: It's a good color.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: I'm not.
• Piercings?: By a chain-link fence, yes.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yup.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I leave judgment to Michael. He's so much better at it.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Mmm, yes. Especially with some brown sugar and cinnamon and cream...
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Yup.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: I'm working on that.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Sometimes.
• Reason to cry?: Sorrow. Regret. Joy. Love.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun, but it's nice to fly in the rain too.
• Do you like snow?: Love it.
• What’s your favorite season?: Spring.
T
• What time is it?: The right time.
• What time did you wake up?: *hums again* Well, you didn't wake up this morning, 'cause you didn't go to bed...
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: I don't know. I haven't tried. *seems fascinated by the thought*
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: These "do you know" questions don't take into account that I "know" the entire population of the earth.
• How many uncles do you have?: None that I know of...
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: I could do without collard greens. No offense, Boss.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Yup. Watched a few.
• Ever considered being vegan?: I like dairy too much.
W
• What's your worst habit?: My family doesn't always approve of the company I keep
• Do you like water rides?: Man, how can you not?
• Ever been inside a windmill?: A few times.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Once.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Not... successfully.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: We didn't have years.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: "The heavens declare the glory of God; the firmament showeth His handiwork."
• What's your zodiac sign?: The typist says I'm a Libra.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: From some perspectives, that's all this planet is...
A
• Are you available?: Acts of God up to and including smitings, plagues, locusts, boils, etc., on basis of contractual agreement. Although I like my current Employer.
• What is your age?: Really, really old.
• What annoys you?: Intentional ignorance.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Quite a few of them
• When is your birthday?: September 29th is as good as any
• Who is your best friend?: My aforementioned Employer.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: I have to pick just one? Mmm.... Jolly Ranchers.
• Crush?: Isn't that a soda?
• When was the last time you cried?: At Big Sur.
D
• Do you daydream?: No.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: I'm very fond of Welsh corgis.
• What day of the week is it?: Friday. *hums* It's Friday, I'm in love...
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Sunny side up. Yolks firm, not hard.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Twice I can think of.
• Ever pet an elephant? Yup.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Why would I do that?
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Nope.
• Is there a fan in your room?: I don't have a room...
G
• Do you chew gum?: Not that often.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Who doesn't?
• Do you like gory movies?: I'd rather watch a comedy.
H
• How are you?: Pretty good.
• What's your height?: 6'1"
• What color is your hair?: As a general rule, grey these days. Used to be black.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Neapolitan! Why choose?
• Have you ever ice skated?: Not with, like, skates.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yup.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Watermelon.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Someone I know once said that 'Wisdom is knowing that everything, including your own existence, is just wildly amusing crap.' I tend to agree.
• Do you wear jewelry?: I wear a key on a chain around my neck. Does that count?
K
• Who do you want to kill?: As a rule I'm past that stage these days.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Can't say that I have. *adds it to the list of things to do*
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Yeah, but not as much as corgis.
L
• Are you laidback?: I'm often thought of that way, sure.
• Lions or Tigers?: Lions. Leo Judeae, and all that.
• Do you like black licorice?: Definitely.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Not applicable.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: I don't know what Moosejaw is?
• Favorite store at the mall?: KayBee Toys.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: I have a lot of names.
• What’s your favorite number?: 7
• Do you prefer night or day?: They both have their good points. But night, if I have to choose.
O
• What's your one wish?: Been over this one. I don't make wishes these days.
• Are you an only child?: *laughs* No. I have even more brothers than I do names...
• Do you like the color orange?: It's a good color.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: I'm not.
• Piercings?: By a chain-link fence, yes.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yup.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I leave judgment to Michael. He's so much better at it.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Mmm, yes. Especially with some brown sugar and cinnamon and cream...
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Yup.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: I'm working on that.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Sometimes.
• Reason to cry?: Sorrow. Regret. Joy. Love.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun, but it's nice to fly in the rain too.
• Do you like snow?: Love it.
• What’s your favorite season?: Spring.
T
• What time is it?: The right time.
• What time did you wake up?: *hums again* Well, you didn't wake up this morning, 'cause you didn't go to bed...
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: I don't know. I haven't tried. *seems fascinated by the thought*
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: These "do you know" questions don't take into account that I "know" the entire population of the earth.
• How many uncles do you have?: None that I know of...
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: I could do without collard greens. No offense, Boss.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Yup. Watched a few.
• Ever considered being vegan?: I like dairy too much.
W
• What's your worst habit?: My family doesn't always approve of the company I keep
• Do you like water rides?: Man, how can you not?
• Ever been inside a windmill?: A few times.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Once.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Not... successfully.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: We didn't have years.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: "The heavens declare the glory of God; the firmament showeth His handiwork."
• What's your zodiac sign?: The typist says I'm a Libra.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: From some perspectives, that's all this planet is...