michael said one more glass...

[onewiltedrose]

but i had two.... and a half.

so what i have i been doing but sitting in the bathroom with my laptop. not because i drank too much and am paying the price of homage to the porcelain god, but because i've been writing limericks. and i decided that you all should hear them. because one of them is a great message to heard by all. from this person who is planning on joining the armed forces. whoa. ok. so here they are:

#1) "i aim at your face with a kiss and i miss,
so i aim at your heart with a love from above,
at once you believe that you must not grieve,
for your man that i willed to be killed."

#2) "poem of justice,
Sadam you must trust us,
we're not here just to toil,
we're here to steal oil.
We'll shoot any man
that screws up his plan.
just turn you to mush,
yep! that's our Bush!
but now, whoa mama!
the pres is Obama."

these are what we like to call drunk confessions of a 22 year-old dee.
whoa.