Don't you just love it when...

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....there's one of those odd stories on the news where the person does something incredibly stupid or silly, and they say the "suspect appeared to be under the effects of drugs or alcohol.." No shit Sherlock...

like this one....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090728/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bikini_bandit