A list

Jun 20, 2004 23:53

Because a certain person wanted me to post it here, or at least, refused to let me tell her (called Jen ... this is off her btw).

"So basically the idea is that you say which you'd shag"

OK, I first deleted the 47 people I'd never heard of. Then I deleted the 16 people whom I knew only by name. That left me with 37 to pick from:

1. Hugh Grant - Nope.
2. Hugh Jackman - If he looks like that pick Jen has, definitely.
3. Sean Astin - No! You couldn't!
4. Dominic Monaghan - No, ditto, they're too ... small.
5. Seann William Scott - Hey, is this the American Pie guy? If so, no, he's the kind of guy I find repulsive.
6. Hayden Christensen - No.
7. Colin Firth - Oh yes.
8. Leonardo DiCaprio - Nah, not really.
9. Vin Diesel - No.
10. Joshua Jackson - No! Huge nose guy! Bad bad bad!
11. David Wenham - Yes. But only as Faramir. Crying.
12. Viggo Mortensen - Yes. When he's being Aragorn. Or at least when he has long hair.
13. Elijah Wood - No.
14. Tobey Maguire - No.
15. Harrison Ford - If he were younger.
16. Sean Connery - No.
17. Ewan McGregor - Maybe.
18. Jared Leto - Hey isn't this ... HEPHAESTION!!!!! I'll tell you after Alexander: the Movie.
19. Colin Farell - Hey isn't this ... ALEXANDER!!!!! Ditto.
20. Josh Hartnett - No.
21. Bruce Willis - Nope.
22. Keanu Reeves - Possibly.
23. Pierce Brosnan - Nope.
24. Jude Law - He's not really ... attractive.
25. Matt Damon - No, I get him confused with all the other ones.
26. Johnny Depp - Only as a pirate.
27. Orlando Bloom - No ... I don't go for *that* kind of pretty.
28. Sean Bean - Who made this list? ;-)
29. Eric Bana - Isn't he the one in Troy who is actually good looking? I dunno, I'll tell you after I've seen Troy.
30. Brad Pitt - *sigh* No.
31. George Clooney - No.
32. Billy Boyd - No!
33. Russell Crowe - No. I don't do Macho.
34. Heath Ledger - Yep.
35. Mel Gibson - No.
36. Alan Rickman - Seriously? No. I'd be too scared.
37. Tom Cruise - Nah.

I don't have any others to add ... at least, none whose names I am revealing to Jen ;-).
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