i forgot how much i adore kevin smith & his movies.
haah i love the part in jay & silent bob strike back
and they bump into jason biggs & james van der beek
i think thats his name anyways? hes DAWNSON!
and jas asks biggs if he went far with the girl from american pie
& he starts imitating what he would do to her
and he makes the blow job motion. hahahah.
"if the the buzz is any indicator that movies gonna make some huge bank"
"what buzz"
"the internet buzz.."
"what the fuck is the internet?"
"the internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another"
"*pulls long pube outta teeth* ew man, she had 70s bush, damn second rule in that book should be: trim that shit!"
"fuck fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck, fuck mother fuck, mother fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2 1 2 3 4, noich, noich noich, smokin weed, smokin wizz, doin' coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers, beers beers, rollin fattys, smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts. rollin blunts and smokin"
"uh let me get a nickel bag"
"fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesnt show, then you owe me, owe me owe, my jungle love, yeah, owe-ee owe-ee owe, i think i want to know ya, know ya. yeah, what?
"what teh hell are you singing"
"you dont know Jungle Love? that shit is the mad notes. written by god herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world.. the mother-fucking Time.
"you mean the guys in that prince movie?"
"yeah, purple rain"
"man that shit was so gay... fucking eighties style"
hahah theres more but im tired. holla.