1. Fill out Meme
2. GIVE NO EXPLANATION WHY YOU CHOOSE THAT ANSWER IN THE MEME
3. Only if someone asks you, than you can answer
4. Tag five people (yeah, right)
If I were a month, I'd be ... May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ... Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be ... Brunch
If I were a planet, I'd be ... Mercury
If I were a direction, I'd be ... West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ... a kitchen table
If I were a liquid, I'd be ... lemonade
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ... emerald
If I were a tree, I'd be ... eucalyptus
If I were a flower, I'd be ... a lily of the valley
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ... a warm spring breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be ... a fiddle
If I were a color, I'd be ... rainforest green
If I were an emotion, I'd be ... rhapsodic
If I were a fruit, I'd be ... a peach
If I were a sound, I'd be ... a spring
If I were an element, I'd be ... oxygen
If I were a food, I'd be ... cheesecake
If I were a place, I'd be ... St. Malo, France
If I were a material, I'd be ... cotton
If I were a taste, I'd taste ... chocolatey
If I were a scent, I'd be ... lavender
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a slow loris
If I were a body part, I'd be ... a bellybutton
If I were a facial expression, I'd be ... a gleeful smile
If I were a song, I'd be ... He Woke Me Up Again by Sufjan Stevens -or- If You Find Yourself Caught in Love by Belle & Sebastian
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ...
Mallard HeelsIf I were a website I'd be ... myrecipes.com
If I were a TV show I'd be ... 30 Rock
If I were a author I'd be ... Charlotte Bronte
If I were a painting I'd be ...
Marc Chagall's ceiling at the Paris Opera
I AM OVERWHELMED, which is why I am doing this instead of accomplishing tasks that beg to be accomplished. It will all be fine. I just need to enroll in Erin's "Say No to Grad School" program.