Rape my mind. Thanks.

[oneterribleidea]

"That girl... there's something about her that I just
can't put my finger on." said the Officer to the Deputy.

"She's dope sick, Officer." replied the Deputy.

"No! There's nothing wrong with me!" the Girl cried over them.

But she didn't have a chance in the world. She was all alone.

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I'm going to write a tribute book to Hunter S. Thompson.

Well, it won't really be a tribute to him, persay,

but rather a dedication to him and his mind (kind).

And I'll need a Samoan or two to accompany me.

Any volunteers?

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I filed for the position of "World's Biggest Idiot", and I was accepted.

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My father returns tomorrow from his vacation. And I have a lot of work to
do today before he gets back. And most of what I have left involves me push
mowing two large lots, and I don't have access to my work truck until much
later today, and that's pretty terrible. Because now I'll have to stay at
work late. Awesome.

Also today is another classy Forties Friday. I loathe alcohol.

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