Visit from outer space
Kiki: *bling* *Strawberries! Nobody's around here, so I can eat one
or two......or all...*
Kiki: (singing softly) "Come little berries, you look so yummy,
I want to have you in my tummy...."
(Yes, she's a pooh bear fan ;) )
Kiki: *gasp* - "What to hell.....is it?" *thinking*
"I need someone who knows a lot..someone brainy...hmm..
I know...shes boring, but a bookworm....
Remiiiiiington! REEEEEEMINGTON!!!! REeeeee......"
Remington: "Let me see, the number was 044 - 5 John...
oh lord, what's going on over there with the little pest?!"
Remington: "Why for heaven's sake are you screaming like an stabbed
piglet?! I've just wanted to call a friend when your
shrieking curdled my blood."
Kiki: *dramatic accentuation* "I've found something...something STRANGE.
Have look, superbrain. Is it normal for strawberries...."
Kiki: "...to look like this? I guess no.
I guess that are Aliens from berry planet."
Kiki: " They came with their berryship to get world domination...
universe domination... they want to turn us all into
strange berry people....The right one is Captian Berrik,
and the left one Mr. Berck, and..."
Remington: "Hmm, very interesting...they seem to be mutants...
mutations are changes to the genetic material
(usually DNA or RNA). Mutations can be caused by copying errors
in the genetic material during cell division and by exposure to
radiation, chemicals (mutagens), or viruses, or can occur deliberately
under cellular control during processes such as meiosis or hypermutation.
In multicellular organisms, mutations can be subdivided into germline
mutations, which can be passed on to descendants and somatic mutations.
The somatic mutations cannot be transmitted to descendants in animals.
Plants sometimes can transmit somatic mutations to their descendants asexually
or sexually (in case when flower buds develop in somatically mutated
part of plant).....Mutations....." *lecture goes on...*
Remington: "With some tests I can........" *another lecture starts*
Kiki: "Yum yum Captain Berrik...maybe you are a crazy mutant...
but then mutants are tasting very good!"