SO TRUE.
Hahahahahaha.
10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was not white
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean
5. Skinny does not equal sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5-year-old child is too big for a stroller
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
10 TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate
3. Jesus is not a name for your son
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
7. 10 people to a car are considered too many
8. Your in America you speak our language
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it
2. Tupac is dead
3. Teeth should not be decorated
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color
8. Church does not require expensive clothes
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth
3. The peace sign is outdated
4. Rice is not a main course
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird
6. Feet were meant to grow
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten
9. You don't need above a 4.0 to graduate
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory
10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was not white
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean
5. Skinny does not equal sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5-year-old child is too big for a stroller
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal
10 TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate
3. Jesus is not a name for your son
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
7. 10 people to a car are considered too many
8. Your in America you speak our language
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it
2. Tupac is dead
3. Teeth should not be decorated
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color
8. Church does not require expensive clothes
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth
3. The peace sign is outdated
4. Rice is not a main course
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird
6. Feet were meant to grow
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten
9. You don't need above a 4.0 to graduate
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory