me and janelle
thia conversation is about ashley, whom we love so much.
JuggaletteInPain: lets suffercate here while shes sleeping with a shoe
AttenteDeVous711: lets break her neck and lock her in a closet
JuggaletteInPain: i know where she sleeps at night do you know where the nearest closet is
AttenteDeVous711: no but we can puther in hte evevator and when the evelator comes we can throw her body underneith it so it gets crushed and blod squirts everywhere
JuggaletteInPain: or we could go to the golf corse and take golf clubs and beat her todeath then cut her in tiny lil pices and shove here down the 2nd hole for her 2 cent hooker ness
AttenteDeVous711: or when she is eat something we can come up behind her and kill her wiht a pillow and cover her body in honey and bread so whe nthe birds come they can eat her body to skin and bones then when they re done eating her we will put her body is aplastic bag pour gasoline all over it and start it on fire and throw iiher in the nearest river and stick our middle fingers up and yell "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID WHORE"
JuggaletteInPain: Or we can tie her hands and wrist together with licorish, put cotton candy in her hair,. popcorn in her shoes , and shove pizza down her face, get here in a clown costume and hand her to the dead carnival where they would take her and use her skin for lamp shades and try to eat her until they realized how dirty she is they trow her in the trash when they somone would find her and use her as target practice
JuggaletteInPain: so which one should we go with?
AttenteDeVous711: id say try them all
AttenteDeVous711: we can practice
AttenteDeVous711: for oour next killing spree
JuggaletteInPain: take parts of her body everywhere people might get mad if they geta disease
AttenteDeVous711: yeah well thats what happnes when ashleys a street whore, she get dieases and shes discusting and dirty...
JuggaletteInPain: we'll wear lots of mickey mouse gloves
AttenteDeVous711: alright well let me get my micky mouse hats to cover our hair and mineie mouse's shoes to covver our feet when we get whore joice all over the place.
JuggaletteInPain: oh oh don't forget donalds shorts
JuggaletteInPain: and maybe goofys shirt
AttenteDeVous711: yeah that#ll work
JuggaletteInPain: lol so everythings planned oh oh we can steal her thousand dollers she has on her and her credit card
AttenteDeVous711: yeah spilt it right down the middle 50/50
JuggaletteInPain: yeah we could take and ace and chop her down the middle and each take half too
AttenteDeVous711: haha yeah we coul
AttenteDeVous711: but i dont want the stinky ass whore lyiung aroundi n my house
JuggaletteInPain: HELL NO WE'LL TAKE IT TO A TRAILER
AttenteDeVous711: haha
AttenteDeVous711: ariht sounds like a plan
JuggaletteInPain: yay!!! brass money. My sock looks like a potato but smells like a strawberry
JuggaletteInPain: i'm not wearing socks but shhh
yeha, cool beans man
i <3 thomas
JuggaletteInPain: lets suffercate here while shes sleeping with a shoe
AttenteDeVous711: lets break her neck and lock her in a closet
JuggaletteInPain: i know where she sleeps at night do you know where the nearest closet is
AttenteDeVous711: no but we can puther in hte evevator and when the evelator comes we can throw her body underneith it so it gets crushed and blod squirts everywhere
JuggaletteInPain: or we could go to the golf corse and take golf clubs and beat her todeath then cut her in tiny lil pices and shove here down the 2nd hole for her 2 cent hooker ness
AttenteDeVous711: or when she is eat something we can come up behind her and kill her wiht a pillow and cover her body in honey and bread so whe nthe birds come they can eat her body to skin and bones then when they re done eating her we will put her body is aplastic bag pour gasoline all over it and start it on fire and throw iiher in the nearest river and stick our middle fingers up and yell "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID WHORE"
JuggaletteInPain: Or we can tie her hands and wrist together with licorish, put cotton candy in her hair,. popcorn in her shoes , and shove pizza down her face, get here in a clown costume and hand her to the dead carnival where they would take her and use her skin for lamp shades and try to eat her until they realized how dirty she is they trow her in the trash when they somone would find her and use her as target practice
JuggaletteInPain: so which one should we go with?
AttenteDeVous711: id say try them all
AttenteDeVous711: we can practice
AttenteDeVous711: for oour next killing spree
JuggaletteInPain: take parts of her body everywhere people might get mad if they geta disease
AttenteDeVous711: yeah well thats what happnes when ashleys a street whore, she get dieases and shes discusting and dirty...
JuggaletteInPain: we'll wear lots of mickey mouse gloves
AttenteDeVous711: alright well let me get my micky mouse hats to cover our hair and mineie mouse's shoes to covver our feet when we get whore joice all over the place.
JuggaletteInPain: oh oh don't forget donalds shorts
JuggaletteInPain: and maybe goofys shirt
AttenteDeVous711: yeah that#ll work
JuggaletteInPain: lol so everythings planned oh oh we can steal her thousand dollers she has on her and her credit card
AttenteDeVous711: yeah spilt it right down the middle 50/50
JuggaletteInPain: yeah we could take and ace and chop her down the middle and each take half too
AttenteDeVous711: haha yeah we coul
AttenteDeVous711: but i dont want the stinky ass whore lyiung aroundi n my house
JuggaletteInPain: HELL NO WE'LL TAKE IT TO A TRAILER
AttenteDeVous711: haha
AttenteDeVous711: ariht sounds like a plan
JuggaletteInPain: yay!!! brass money. My sock looks like a potato but smells like a strawberry
JuggaletteInPain: i'm not wearing socks but shhh
yeha, cool beans man
i <3 thomas