Office Hours, Saturday

[onepunchguy]

With parents, siblings and... whatever the hell else was out there visiting his students this weekend, Guy supposed he should actually use that office of his for something more than storing his stuff.

If anyone wanted to talk 'sensitivity' he was their guy. As long as they didn't get offended by stupid crap, that is.

Best. Teacher. Ever.

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[trains_poozers]

And that would be Kilowog wandering in with what appeared to be half of the breakfast pastry section of J'GoB.

Hey. Aliens have to eat too.

"Nice office," he said gruffly as he tried to squeeze himself into a chair. "They keep the brooms and mops in here when you're not here?"

[onepunchguy]

Guy looked around for a moment to check if there were brooms there. "I'm not Salaak. I don't do the office thing."

[trains_poozers]

Kilowog let out a small guffaw as he tossed Guy a muffin. "You'd have to get a few more arms and become a lot more anal for you to be mistaken for Salaak."

[onepunchguy]

Catching the muffin, Guy snorted. "If that's all it takes, I'm doin' something wrong."

[trains_poozers]

"Well you'd also need a pole up your behind but that's not going to happen without the lack broomsticks around here."

[onepunchguy]

Guy gave that a moment's thought. "I'll stick to not usin' this place."

[trains_poozers]

"Or you could always get your Vuldarian shape shifting ability back," Kilowog suggested. "You could get extra arms that way."

[onepunchguy]

THEY DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT WEIRDNESS.

"I think I like the ring better, though."

[trains_poozers]

"Aww. You don't even miss that?" Kilowog teased.

[onepunchguy]

"I turned into a chick then." A chick, Kilowog.

No, it hadn't happened here yet.

[trains_poozers]

"Sounds like a good preparation for your sensitivity class," Kilowog said almost inhaling another muffin. "Get to know the other side and all that."

[onepunchguy]

"I'm takin' your muffins away," Guy said. Because he wasn't about to think about being a chick again. Or how it made him all sensitive.

[trains_poozers]

That earned Guy a glare.

"Try it, poozer, and you'll regret it."

NOT THE MUFFINS!

[onepunchguy]

"I might."

And get fired for damage to school property.

[trains_poozers]

Like that ever happened before.

A large green floating safe suddenly encompassed all the baked goods.

"I don't think so, Guy," Kilowog growled back.

[onepunchguy]

"If you take the bakery back to Oa, I think people here would get upset."