Salvation Is At Hand!
A quango is to be established to regulate "alternative therapists". They can even be struck off the (voluntary) national register for incompetence.
I can't help but wonder how one could possibly be an incompetent homeopath. Actually giving people medicines? Still, now we need no longer fear that our ear-candlers will be unable to identify the correct orifices. All those aromatherapists who've been setting fire to bundles of hair will be sent packing. We may soon see the birth of an official quality standard for healing crystals. What a great day for humanity!
I can't help but wonder how one could possibly be an incompetent homeopath. Actually giving people medicines? Still, now we need no longer fear that our ear-candlers will be unable to identify the correct orifices. All those aromatherapists who've been setting fire to bundles of hair will be sent packing. We may soon see the birth of an official quality standard for healing crystals. What a great day for humanity!