A Fragment of Nautical Advice
...or What I Learned from The Arabian Nights:
If there is a man named Sinbad aboard your ship, and he isn't you, pray. Leave at the next port. Join up with that nice Mr Odysseus. Attempt to evolve wings. Jump overboard in shark-infested waters and swim for it. Your odds of survival cannot possibly get any worse.
Also, do not moon the djinn.
If there is a man named Sinbad aboard your ship, and he isn't you, pray. Leave at the next port. Join up with that nice Mr Odysseus. Attempt to evolve wings. Jump overboard in shark-infested waters and swim for it. Your odds of survival cannot possibly get any worse.
Also, do not moon the djinn.