Feb 27, 2011 14:01
[The feed comes on... facing the sky. You can't see anyone. Yet.]
How does this thing even work?! Tch, this is dumb.
[Suddenly, there is a rather large blue eye in the camera lens, and it blinks before pulling back. It might be interesting to note that the face the eye belonged to is upside down, and definitely belonged to a child. A very grumpy, bewildered child. Who didn't look like it'd take much to send him into a fit.]
Oh, it's working? Uh.
[Awkward pause. Now what?]
I don't get it. What is this place? I don't know who that lady was, but I know I don't have a mom! That's a mother, right?
And uh... has anybody seen a guy named Alma? He's really, really annoying and loud, and has this mark on his nose right here.
[He ran his finger over the bridge of his nose, side to side in a straight line.]
It looks like he ran into a table or something.
[Another awkward pause... There was something else he was gonna ask...]
Oh yeah, what's this ball thing? Che, it keeps randomly changing its size every time I pick it up! This place is so confusing.
million questions game,
!rp: route,
what is everything i don't even