[For some people, being on an island paradise full of lovely ladies with very curvy figures is something beyond even their wildest dreams
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...this makes me lol.fucking_ebaySeptember 21 2011, 21:13:40 UTC
[Now this is more like it. Peter's found himself lying back on a beach chair drinking green liquor out of a coconut with a little umbrella, while busty women play volleyball right in front of him. Another one is bringing him his second drink, and her bikini is particularly skimpy. Peter raises his sunglasses and leers.]
Well, hello...
[And then he hears the scream. The dream amplifies it to such a loud volume that he nearly falls out of the chair.]
[Laharl, on the other hand, is getting the same treatment. Only...well, this is the same kid whose stats got cut in half when a bunch of very sexy succubi and nekomata, among other really sexy demons, started crowding him. And spouting off optimistic phrases at him.
...at least no one's doing the latter. The busty women were enough.]
Get me out of here!! K-Keep that ample chest away from me!!
[Fuck, is this kid still in the cootie phase, or what? Still, he'll gladly take the ladies off Laharl's hands if that's what he wants... even if, admittedly, there's too many for Peter to handle all at once. But he'll stand and move over to the woman trying to serve Laharl a drink and lay a hand on her bare shoulder.]
Hey, beautiful. Why're you tormenting the poor kid? He's obviously not too desirous of your attention.
Well, hello...
[And then he hears the scream. The dream amplifies it to such a loud volume that he nearly falls out of the chair.]
What the hell...?
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...at least no one's doing the latter. The busty women were enough.]
Get me out of here!! K-Keep that ample chest away from me!!
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Oi! Kid!! Turn down the volume!
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[Your glares don't affect him! He's way more scared of the women trying to crowd him.]
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Hey, beautiful. Why're you tormenting the poor kid? He's obviously not too desirous of your attention.
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