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I come walking down the stairs today at work, and Crystal (a co-worker) comes running towards me and whispers, "I think that's Kevin Bacon in the hat". I look around and see not one person in the store, so I assume, this perhaps hat-wearing Kevin Bacon person is in the other side of the store, behind the dressing rooms. "Oh man, I've seen his dick!", I blurted out - referring to the movie Wild Things - and sure enough Kevin Bacon is right behind the sale rack about 6 feet away from me. He turns his head and looks me right in the eye.
That was probably the most embarrassing/hilarious situation I have ever been in. I was so tempted to start angrily dancing around the store, ala footloose. But at this point i just ran to the back room and started laughing uncontrollably.