EGREGIOUS SEATPOST FAIL

[onemanbukkake]

so i was riding down humboldt, not gripping the handlebars. then all the sudden i wasn't. turns out i somehow sheared my seatpost in half (at the most opportune time, of course). luckily i only sustained several scratches (including on my scrotum, fyi) and a hurty knee. plus, off-duty news reporter mike jacobs was there to make sure i was ok and

Comments

[hxc_kids_dying]

lol he posted on twitter about it.

[onemanbukkake]

OMG LINK PLZ!

[hxc_kids_dying]

it was false. i lied.
i wish.

[lumenredundas]

why are you reading a news reporters twitter?

[bethanyanne04]

why are you not? get informed, jerk.

[lumenredundas]

cause twitter is dumb unless its christopher walken's

[deadmartyr]

you're just jealous that shaq replies to me and not you.

[hxc_kids_dying]

because twitter has ruined my life.