my life during spring break expressed in extended backus-naur form

[onemanbukkake]

::= ,
::= [performance-enhancing-drugs | brain-punishment]
::= "eating",
, , , "sleep"

::= ["caffeine" | "b12"]
::= ["masturbation" | "melatonin"]

::= [ | "depend redesign" | "miller incentives"]
::= "OS lab" | "physics lab" | "XML assignment"
::= "masturbation" | "buffy the vampire slayer" | "expressing things in EBNF"  | "all of the previous simultaneously?"

(last line may not be semantically correct)