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[hankmed]

Ever been to a barkmitzvah? I have. What the hell, Hamptons.

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[dial_a_psychic]

That's one of those parties where a rabin ... *makes a scissor gesture* ... You know... Your little friend?

[hankmed]

[his eyes widen a little, then he laughs] No, no, no.. Uh. It's when a dog becomes a man. In the traditions of the Jewish faith, of course.

[dial_a_psychic]

Oh!

Dude, this is totally unfair. Because, except for the sausage cutting, they get all the best holidays!

[hankmed]

I don't think circumcision is a holiday, Mr..?

[dial_a_psychic]

Really? I thought that 'Sausage Day' was a jew thing...

*smiles* Spencer, Shawn Dick Hertz Wuttentagh Spencer.

[hankmed]

[blinks] Well, Mr. Spencer... I'm sorry to correct you. Er. [holds out a hand] Just call me Hank.

[dial_a_psychic]

*smirks and takes his hand, gives it a firm handshake* Pleasure to meet you, dude.

So, you're a... Jew expert?

[hankmed]

[keeps smiling] Doctor.

[dial_a_psychic]

Jew doctor? Witch doctor? Plain doctor-doctor...?

[hankmed]

Er.. [produces a card, handing it over] Concierge doctor.