The One With The Lulluby.

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Magical carpets that soar through the air,
Frat boys in bathrooms, holding your hair,
Pure land of sinning and dreams where you're bare,
This lulluby will bring you there.

The genie, the wizard, the witch, and the beast.
The belltower hunchback you've wanted the least.
You sing for your people; you fight with your priest.
This lulluby will straighten feelings decreased.

Swamp things and monkeys, and roaches that fly.
Betrayers on top of your shivering thigh.
The monster from childhood that forced you to cry.
You feel everything after this lulluby.

A princess, a french maid, the Cheshire cat.
The man who is super, and the one who's a bat.
The throne or the carriage; or places you've sat.
This lulluby will be bring you that.

Guiltiest pleasures, candy, and tricks.
Costumes you're wearing simply for kicks.
You'll be with enchanters instead of with pricks.
This lulluby starts what your paused heart picks.

The thunderstorm bleeds Skittles out from the sky,
As piano keys form on the ground of July.
You feel that you're honest, but the truth is you lie,
To keep yourself safe after this lulluby.