writings on the wall
Yeah okay so I haven't written in forever and a day. All my thoughts are simply writings, carved into the walls of my mind. I guess the world doesn't get the pleasure of reading about my crazy summer up to this point. I'll highlight the interesting things, when I feel like it. For now, I got this from my friend, Ashley... in her subprofile off of the instant messenger. I love this. Sorry Ashley, but I have to post SOMETHING!!!
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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay
on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one
will answer.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
phone number, date of birth, national insurance number and
your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our
operators are too busy to talk to you.
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That is SO funny... and I have one or two of those things, so it is even funnier to meeeeeeeeeeee.... muah hahaha.
It is storming like a mo'fo' tonight. We went to VA Beach to see J again. Oh wait, no one knows who J is... hahaha. Not to worry, J is not my interest, but my friend's. So I guess it just ain't anyone's business. If only I'd posted over the past couple of months... damn, wouldn't everyone be amused with what I have to say.
Guess everyone will have to wait. I'm tired.
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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay
on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one
will answer.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
transferred to the mother ship.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
phone number, date of birth, national insurance number and
your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our
operators are too busy to talk to you.
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That is SO funny... and I have one or two of those things, so it is even funnier to meeeeeeeeeeee.... muah hahaha.
It is storming like a mo'fo' tonight. We went to VA Beach to see J again. Oh wait, no one knows who J is... hahaha. Not to worry, J is not my interest, but my friend's. So I guess it just ain't anyone's business. If only I'd posted over the past couple of months... damn, wouldn't everyone be amused with what I have to say.
Guess everyone will have to wait. I'm tired.