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[oneleggedgirl]

[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[ ] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
[ ] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[ ] I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
[ ] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
[ ] I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[ ] I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
[ ] I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
[ ] I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
[ ] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[ ] I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
[x] I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
[ ] I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
[ ] I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
[ ] I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
[ ] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
[ ] I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
[ ] I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
[ ] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
[ ] I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
[ ] I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
[x] I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
[ ] I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
[ ] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A COMMITTED/SERIOUS/LOVING RELATIONSHIP