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went to scotttys house, saw Undercover Brother. verrry funny. i have a loud laugh so i tend to piss everyone off that im watching it with. but that makes it funnier. o well...
since i wasnt in the mood for updateing about easter, i suppose i will now because i am... (fill in the adjective). because i like updateing about stuff that happened almost 6 days ago, because such is the essence of lindsay.
is that...bad?
so we go to this restaurant, my whole nutty family, gpa, gma, mom and dad and it smells entirely of old people smell. that wonderful combo of sweat and piss.
anyway, this old lady starts chokeing on whatever she was eating, and the police came. and ambulances, and fire fighters. it was like fucking s.w.a.t.
everyone was soooooooo quiet because everyone thought this old lady just died on easter sunday so everyone was being a good catholic and praying. but my gma is deaf, so she yells to me, (across the table) "IS SHE DEAD YET LIN?????"
o god. kill me now is 2 words.
that almost was as good as last easter, when my dad payed me $5 to ask my mom if she was ever in any lesbian 3 ways, in front of my grandparents. it was funny as hell. and to back it up, my gpa yelled "WHO'S LESLIE?!!??" hah.
that was love-ly.
-l.
p.s. the old lady was fine. and here ends my easter stooory. hope you liked it. :)
since i wasnt in the mood for updateing about easter, i suppose i will now because i am... (fill in the adjective). because i like updateing about stuff that happened almost 6 days ago, because such is the essence of lindsay.
is that...bad?
so we go to this restaurant, my whole nutty family, gpa, gma, mom and dad and it smells entirely of old people smell. that wonderful combo of sweat and piss.
anyway, this old lady starts chokeing on whatever she was eating, and the police came. and ambulances, and fire fighters. it was like fucking s.w.a.t.
everyone was soooooooo quiet because everyone thought this old lady just died on easter sunday so everyone was being a good catholic and praying. but my gma is deaf, so she yells to me, (across the table) "IS SHE DEAD YET LIN?????"
o god. kill me now is 2 words.
that almost was as good as last easter, when my dad payed me $5 to ask my mom if she was ever in any lesbian 3 ways, in front of my grandparents. it was funny as hell. and to back it up, my gpa yelled "WHO'S LESLIE?!!??" hah.
that was love-ly.
-l.
p.s. the old lady was fine. and here ends my easter stooory. hope you liked it. :)