full disclosure
item 1 on the trail to productivity: wander around the dorms aimlessly reading whatever garbage someone has posted on the wall. think scornful thoughts to self. investigate vending machines, bulletin boards, passerby, loitering freshpeople. act suspicious.
item 2: meander to workstation. do not take elevator, fast lane, or path of least resistance. ponder meaning of life en route. clean up a bit upon arrival; think of quick exits in case of emergency, stare longingly at telephone, sort through assorted papers.
item 3: turn on computer. awaken audio program. curse explorer. check email. check away message and profile of all known elements on AIM. surmise location of offline elements. check email. read comics. read livejournal. update livejournal. sort through papers. switch songs on audio program. locate assignment.
item 4: begin. maybe.
item 2: meander to workstation. do not take elevator, fast lane, or path of least resistance. ponder meaning of life en route. clean up a bit upon arrival; think of quick exits in case of emergency, stare longingly at telephone, sort through assorted papers.
item 3: turn on computer. awaken audio program. curse explorer. check email. check away message and profile of all known elements on AIM. surmise location of offline elements. check email. read comics. read livejournal. update livejournal. sort through papers. switch songs on audio program. locate assignment.
item 4: begin. maybe.