Would that mean I'm technically dead, though?

[oneirophrenia]

Artificial hearts don't have to "beat" in order to workI mean...it only makes sense: as long as the blood keeps circulating, it does not need to keep circulating in "pulses" the way it does when pushed through our bloodstreams by an annoying clenching muscle

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[dj_lollidrop]

Worse, they'll accuse you of being able to make penises disappear!

:-P

[oneirophrenia]

Dude! We could totally be pulseless wonders! Prodigies of a Prodigal Age!

[lyssabard]

And then all the little babybat honies would be chasing you, begging you to turn them and give them eternal life and...

You know, I see no problems here....

[aidinslevel]

And the non beating heart would be different from that thing in your chest now, how again..... O_o

[oneirophrenia]

Oh, I still have a heartbeat...my blood's just ice cold and my heart, frozen and black and dead. :) You know, 'cause I'm a goth like dat.

[aidinslevel]

And all along I kept believing you when you said you were *heartless*

[tlttlotd]

The only way you could pull that line off is if you were wearing the humpty-hump hat, a Hawaiian shirt, and flip-flops.

And they'd STILL be all over you.

[inmostlight]

Then some stupid bastard would probably try to run a stake through me or shoot my head off, no doubt.

Admit it, is there anybody here who doesn't expect that to be the way you die? I mean, you work at the newspaper, I figured you already had the obit prepared ahead of time.