Bad news folks. You remember when I was in New York last December, and found evidence people were being turned to brass statues by a medusa-like creature? Well, it's not isolated to the East Coast. I recently discovered the Cleveland library is also infested!
The victims may look blissful, but don't be fooled. It probably won't be long now before we're all carrying mirrored shields to save ourselves. Unless we get lucky and the Cascades hold them off...