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It's a good thing I'm not interested in picking up random girls anymore, 'cause I can't pull the hero card now. Not that I ever needed it or tried to use it, but it was good to have, just in fucking case I couldn't get laid.
... Which was never a fucking issue. I could always get laid.
But yeah. Last disaster? I ended up in some goddamn ruins and the rest of 'em just kept going. And since there's no way I can catch up with Jeep on foot, I decided to hell with it. They can save the world on their own.
If they wanted me there, they would've fucking waited. Just don't come whining to me when you die.
Goku? Shut the fuck up and go whine at Sanzo instead. I can't do a fucking thing about it.
So now I got a lot of fucking free time and no clue what to do with it. ATs are fucking awesome, by the way. Kinda dangerous for both me and everyone around, and I might've destroyed a few houses, but it's so fucking worth it.
We even got a puppy, when we were really out buying a wristband. A PUPPY. He's so fucking cute. Some sort of weird hybrid, but everyone knows half-breeds are superior.
He fucking hates Kratos, though. The two of them keep trying to stare each other down, it's fucking hilarious. Especially when the puppy wins. Sorry, Kratos. No, I won't stop laughing at you.
Anyway. Kratos suggested some insane name for him that I'm too embarrassed to even repeat, but luckily there was a kid around at the time. So he shortened it to Lion.
Lion the Dog.
Fuck. It's a real fucking family. No offence, big bro. You're welcome to come over for dinner. ... If you're even still around. Haven't seen you in a while.
...
NO GODDAMN JOURNEY. NO NEARLY GETTING KILLED EVERYDAY. NO MORE ASSASSINS.
Fuck the world. It never did anything for me. GO SAVE YOUR OWN SORRY ASSES.
I should've done this sooner.
... Which was never a fucking issue. I could always get laid.
But yeah. Last disaster? I ended up in some goddamn ruins and the rest of 'em just kept going. And since there's no way I can catch up with Jeep on foot, I decided to hell with it. They can save the world on their own.
If they wanted me there, they would've fucking waited. Just don't come whining to me when you die.
Goku? Shut the fuck up and go whine at Sanzo instead. I can't do a fucking thing about it.
So now I got a lot of fucking free time and no clue what to do with it. ATs are fucking awesome, by the way. Kinda dangerous for both me and everyone around, and I might've destroyed a few houses, but it's so fucking worth it.
We even got a puppy, when we were really out buying a wristband. A PUPPY. He's so fucking cute. Some sort of weird hybrid, but everyone knows half-breeds are superior.
He fucking hates Kratos, though. The two of them keep trying to stare each other down, it's fucking hilarious. Especially when the puppy wins. Sorry, Kratos. No, I won't stop laughing at you.
Anyway. Kratos suggested some insane name for him that I'm too embarrassed to even repeat, but luckily there was a kid around at the time. So he shortened it to Lion.
Lion the Dog.
Fuck. It's a real fucking family. No offence, big bro. You're welcome to come over for dinner. ... If you're even still around. Haven't seen you in a while.
...
NO GODDAMN JOURNEY. NO NEARLY GETTING KILLED EVERYDAY. NO MORE ASSASSINS.
Fuck the world. It never did anything for me. GO SAVE YOUR OWN SORRY ASSES.
I should've done this sooner.