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[onehotkappa]

I fucking hate this place.

Fucking skeletons. Fucking crabs. Fucking goddamn monsters and fucking TRAPS. I don't give a shit 'bout ancient fucking civilizations and important historical goddamn ruins, when I get the fuck out of here I'm gonna see about blowing this place up. Anyone got a bomb I can borrow

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[nicotine_patch]

Hey shithead. Are you hurt?

[onehotkappa]

Only about fucking everywhere.

[nicotine_patch]

Do some of those drugs you did before. SKELETONS!! and all that.

[onehotkappa]

But that's when I got this hurt. They were stabbing me while I was dancing with 'em.

[nicotine_patch]

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What a shitty thing to do. You got medical help or what?

[onehotkappa]

I tore up my mud-covered shirt and used it as a bandage. Didn't cover all the fucking wounds, but hey, better than nothing.

[nicotine_patch]

Who are you chained to again?

[onehotkappa]

The guy who commented above you, Ren. He's an eternal fucking optimist.

[nicotine_patch]

I think there's a cream for that.

[onehotkappa]

Don't fucking have it here, so I've been trying to improvise. Not even threatening to jump off a goddamn cliff with him worked.

[nicotine_patch]

What about dangling him over the edge of a goddamned cliff.

[onehotkappa]

'S what I did. Didn't work.

[nicotine_patch]

What seriously?

[onehotkappa]

He never gave up hope.

[nicotine_patch]

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Well thats fucking revolting.

[onehotkappa]

I just hope it's not fucking contagious.