LOG: KRATOS AND GOJYO
WHO: Kratos and Gojyo and a whole bunch o' NPCs!
WHAT: Gojyo is drunk!
WHEN: Few nights ago, after these comments.
WHERE: Some random pub and then some random hotel.
WHY: WE WERE BORED.
HOW: Asterisks. AND IT'S SHORT.
Rated PG-13 for violence and swearwords. No, you weren't there. B|
Kratos: *MAJIKLY appears a few feet away from the pub*
Gojyo: *holding off three GUYS WITH KNIVES that look like about 345 to him at this point* *thinks every other person in the pub is helping them, too, but is convinced he can handle it*
Kratos: *reaches him* ...How do you get into this. *sizes up the guys* *LOL THEY'RE GONNA SUCK*
Guy with knife 1: *ignoring Kratos, 'cause he looks like a wussy* You callin' me a cheater?!
Gojyo: You were fuckin' cheatin'! *points at him accusingly, then notices Kratos and turns towards him, grinning hugely* Heeeeeeeyyy.
Kratos: .......*FACEPALMS then looks at everyone else* This is your chance to back down. B|
Guy with knife 2: ....*bursts out laughing*
Guys with knives 1 & 3: *looks at Kratos and then starts laughing, too*
Guy with knife 1: You're fuckin' kiddin' me, right? He's tryin' to steal our fuckin' money!
Kratos: B| If we return the money in full, will that suffice? *doesn't feel like wasting time on them*
Guy with knife 2: That ain't the point here!
Gojyo: HEY. S'my money. I won it. *turns towards the guys with knives like he's ready to fight*
Kratos: *pulls him back* B| Down boy.
Guy with knife 3: Hey, look. He's hidin' behind that one now. *grinning smugly* Like some little girlie. He your boyfriend, fag?
Guy with knife 2: God damn. Can't believe y'lost to one of 'em fruities. *snickers at Guy with knife 1*
Gojyo: He cheated an' STILL lost.
Guy with knife 1: *EMBARRASSED* I bet he's the one who really cheated! Let's get him, guys!
Kratos: *places a hand on the hilt of his blade, then decides that these guys aren't worth it* *rushes Guy 3 with a kick to THE FAISE*
Guy with knife 3: *falls backwards with a BROKEN NOSE* *bleeding all over the place*
Kratos: *uses his momentum to clip Guy #2 in the gut*
Guy with knife 2: *JOINS guy with knife 3 on the ground*
Guy with knife 1: What the hell? *looks down at his fallen comrades and holds his knife up in front of him* You some kinda freak or somethin'?!
Kratos: *looks REALLY REALLY bored* I gave you a chance to back down, didn't I? Besides, it's not my fault that you only know how to bar fight.
Guy with knife 1: You shut the hell up! *nearly wetting his pants, but he still rushes Kratos, trying to gut him with the knife*
Kratos: *blinks and sighs, waiting until the very last minute before dodging gracefully to the side* *goes for more psychological warfare this time*
Guy with knife 1: *blinks when Kratos suddenly isn't there anymore and turns towards him again* Don't fuckin' move!
Kratos: What should I do then? *might be having fun taunting him*
Guy with knife 1: You- *looks confused for a second* You fuckin' stay where you are or I'm gonna fuckin' kill your little girlfriend there. *obviously talking about Gojyo*
Kratos: Forgive me, but I can't allow that. *doesn't let the insults bother him*
Guy with knife 1: Then you better not fuckin' move! *slices with his knife at his chest*
Kratos: *steps back to avoid it* You're too slow.
Guy with knife 1: That's fuckin it! *lokks around for Gojyo, head going from side to side*
Gojyo: *is at the bar ordering another drink*
Kratos: ..........*sees him* *FACEPALM*
Guy with knife 1: *doesn't see him, so he charges at Kratos again instead*
Kratos: *grabs the guy's wrist, and with little effort bends it back*
Guy with knife 1: *scream* What the hell, man?! Are you tryin' t'break my fuckin' wrist?! Let go!
Kratos: ...What do you mean 'try'? *SNAP*
Guy with knife 1: *SCREAM*
Kratos: ...B| Honestly, it doesn't hurt that much.
Guy with knife 1: You fuckin' freak! Why the fuck do they let people like you live?! I'm gonna kill your fuckin' girlfriend and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill you too! *sobbing with pain*
Kratos: ...*picks him up by his other arm* Punishment. *SNAP*
Guy with knife 1: *SCREAMS, flailing*
Kratos: Che. Pitiful human.
Guy with knife 1: *flaaail, cursing him out even more*
Kratos: Should I break your jaw as well? To make sure you can't utter such vile words?
Guy with knife 1: *shuts up, shaking his head*
Kratos: Good. Now leave my sight. Your legs still work.
Guy with knife 1: *RUNS THE HELL OUTTA THERE*
Kratos: ...*victory pose lol*
Gojyo: *chatting up some random girl*
Kratos: *walks in and looms behind him*
Gojyo: *turns around and grins at him* Heeey, Kratos. How'd it go?
Kratos: They changed their minds and left.
Guy 2 & 3: *LAYING THAR IN THE COLD*
Gojyo: *DOESN'T NOTICE* Probably frightened the fuck outta them. Didja meet Selene?
Selene: *is actually a man lol* *looks Kratos up and down* Nice to meet you, handsome.
Kratos: Right. We're leaving. *to Selene* I'm sorry, but my friend must go home to his wife and seven children.
Gojyo: HEY, thassa lie.
Kratos: *REAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TABLE* As I was saying, we must leave now. I apologize.
Selene: Some other time, then?
Kratos: I doubt it. *keeps Gojyo's face SMUSHED*
Gojyo: *FLAIL*
Kratos: *pulls him up* B| Ready to go home to your starving family?
Gojyo: *sulk* Yessir.
Kratos: Good. Now wait for me outside. I'm going to pay for any damages you caused. B|
Gojyo: I didn't cause dama- *tries again* damaga- *looks lost*
Kratos: .........Go outside.
Gojyo: Yessir. *gets to his feet*
Kratos: *sighs and goes to speak with the bar manager*
Bar manager: *has heard the exchange and will make Kratos pay for all damages, even though Gojyo really didn't cause any*
Kratos: *would have paid either way 'cause he's polite like that*
Bar manager: *will make him pay MOAR*
Kratos: *lol FUCK THAT*
Bar manager: *WANTS MONEY*
Kratos: *HAS A FUCKING SWORD*
Bar manager: *IS BUSY LOL DON'T TALK TO ME*
Kratos: *THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BETCH* *walks out*
Gojyo: *throwing up in an alley*
Kratos: ..........*makes a face*
Gojyo: *finds Kratos after a couple minutes* Don' feel so good.
Kratos: I noticed. *wrinkles his nose at puke breath*
Gojyo: *latches onto him*
Kratos: ........B| *wiggle*
Gojyo: I looove you.
Kratos: *BLUSH*
Gojyo: *GROPE*
Kratos: *smacks his hand away* No.
Gojyo: But you're hot.
Kratos: B| No.
Gojyo: Pleeeeeeaaaseeee.
Kratos: *GLARE*
Gojyo: *kicked puppy look*
Kratos: *KICKS PUPPIES FOR FUN*
Gojyo: Where're we gonna go next? *leans on him*
Kratos: B| I'm bringing you to your hotel.
Gojyo: Why?
Kratos: For you to sleep off the alcohol.
Gojyo: Dun wanna.
Kratos: You have no choice.
Gojyo: Meanie.
Kratos: Irresponsible.
Gojyo: .... Meanie.
Kratos: Lush.
Gojyo: ... *GROPE*
Kratos: *HANDSMACK*
Gojyo: *tries to kiss him*
Kratos: *D8 EW NO PUKE BREATH* *moves away, breaking Gojyo's grip*
Gojyo: *SAD*
Kratos: B|
Gojyo: *starts walking towards another pub*
Kratos: *drags him away*
Gojyo: *tries to grope him again*
Kratos: ...*that does it* *KO*
Gojyo: *KO'd*
Kratos: *throws Gojyo over his shoulder and brings him to the nearest hotel, hoping it's the right one*
Gojyo: *it isn't*
Kratos: *fammit* *gets them a room anyway*
Gojyo: *still knocked out*
Kratos: *is going to leave him with the bill B|*
Gojyo: *won money at poker so that's okay*
Kratos: *drops him on the bed* .... *realizes he must have looked like some sort of serial rapist to the receptionist*
Receptionist: *wants in on it*
Kratos: *NO WAI MIEN*
Receptionist: *:(*
Kratos: *2cool4u*
Receptionist: *will listen at the door*
Kratos: *...fine*
Receptionist: *HAPPY IN PANTS*
Kratos: *......LOL CREEPY*
Receptionist: ^___^
Kratos: *FOCUSES BACK ON GOJYO*
Gojyo: *PASSED OUT*
Kratos: *sits down next to him*
Gojyo: *laying there*
Kratos: *sighs and brushes hair out of his face*
Gojyo: *IS LOVED*
Kratos: *SHHHH*
Gojyo: *WINS*
Kratos: *lays down behind him*
Gojyo: *happier than receptionist*
Kratos: *curls up against him, then slips his arms around Gojyo's waist*
Gojyo: *snuggles back against him*
Kratos: *watches over him all night*
THE END.
WHAT: Gojyo is drunk!
WHEN: Few nights ago, after these comments.
WHERE: Some random pub and then some random hotel.
WHY: WE WERE BORED.
HOW: Asterisks. AND IT'S SHORT.
Rated PG-13 for violence and swearwords. No, you weren't there. B|
Kratos: *MAJIKLY appears a few feet away from the pub*
Gojyo: *holding off three GUYS WITH KNIVES that look like about 345 to him at this point* *thinks every other person in the pub is helping them, too, but is convinced he can handle it*
Kratos: *reaches him* ...How do you get into this. *sizes up the guys* *LOL THEY'RE GONNA SUCK*
Guy with knife 1: *ignoring Kratos, 'cause he looks like a wussy* You callin' me a cheater?!
Gojyo: You were fuckin' cheatin'! *points at him accusingly, then notices Kratos and turns towards him, grinning hugely* Heeeeeeeyyy.
Kratos: .......*FACEPALMS then looks at everyone else* This is your chance to back down. B|
Guy with knife 2: ....*bursts out laughing*
Guys with knives 1 & 3: *looks at Kratos and then starts laughing, too*
Guy with knife 1: You're fuckin' kiddin' me, right? He's tryin' to steal our fuckin' money!
Kratos: B| If we return the money in full, will that suffice? *doesn't feel like wasting time on them*
Guy with knife 2: That ain't the point here!
Gojyo: HEY. S'my money. I won it. *turns towards the guys with knives like he's ready to fight*
Kratos: *pulls him back* B| Down boy.
Guy with knife 3: Hey, look. He's hidin' behind that one now. *grinning smugly* Like some little girlie. He your boyfriend, fag?
Guy with knife 2: God damn. Can't believe y'lost to one of 'em fruities. *snickers at Guy with knife 1*
Gojyo: He cheated an' STILL lost.
Guy with knife 1: *EMBARRASSED* I bet he's the one who really cheated! Let's get him, guys!
Kratos: *places a hand on the hilt of his blade, then decides that these guys aren't worth it* *rushes Guy 3 with a kick to THE FAISE*
Guy with knife 3: *falls backwards with a BROKEN NOSE* *bleeding all over the place*
Kratos: *uses his momentum to clip Guy #2 in the gut*
Guy with knife 2: *JOINS guy with knife 3 on the ground*
Guy with knife 1: What the hell? *looks down at his fallen comrades and holds his knife up in front of him* You some kinda freak or somethin'?!
Kratos: *looks REALLY REALLY bored* I gave you a chance to back down, didn't I? Besides, it's not my fault that you only know how to bar fight.
Guy with knife 1: You shut the hell up! *nearly wetting his pants, but he still rushes Kratos, trying to gut him with the knife*
Kratos: *blinks and sighs, waiting until the very last minute before dodging gracefully to the side* *goes for more psychological warfare this time*
Guy with knife 1: *blinks when Kratos suddenly isn't there anymore and turns towards him again* Don't fuckin' move!
Kratos: What should I do then? *might be having fun taunting him*
Guy with knife 1: You- *looks confused for a second* You fuckin' stay where you are or I'm gonna fuckin' kill your little girlfriend there. *obviously talking about Gojyo*
Kratos: Forgive me, but I can't allow that. *doesn't let the insults bother him*
Guy with knife 1: Then you better not fuckin' move! *slices with his knife at his chest*
Kratos: *steps back to avoid it* You're too slow.
Guy with knife 1: That's fuckin it! *lokks around for Gojyo, head going from side to side*
Gojyo: *is at the bar ordering another drink*
Kratos: ..........*sees him* *FACEPALM*
Guy with knife 1: *doesn't see him, so he charges at Kratos again instead*
Kratos: *grabs the guy's wrist, and with little effort bends it back*
Guy with knife 1: *scream* What the hell, man?! Are you tryin' t'break my fuckin' wrist?! Let go!
Kratos: ...What do you mean 'try'? *SNAP*
Guy with knife 1: *SCREAM*
Kratos: ...B| Honestly, it doesn't hurt that much.
Guy with knife 1: You fuckin' freak! Why the fuck do they let people like you live?! I'm gonna kill your fuckin' girlfriend and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill you too! *sobbing with pain*
Kratos: ...*picks him up by his other arm* Punishment. *SNAP*
Guy with knife 1: *SCREAMS, flailing*
Kratos: Che. Pitiful human.
Guy with knife 1: *flaaail, cursing him out even more*
Kratos: Should I break your jaw as well? To make sure you can't utter such vile words?
Guy with knife 1: *shuts up, shaking his head*
Kratos: Good. Now leave my sight. Your legs still work.
Guy with knife 1: *RUNS THE HELL OUTTA THERE*
Kratos: ...*victory pose lol*
Gojyo: *chatting up some random girl*
Kratos: *walks in and looms behind him*
Gojyo: *turns around and grins at him* Heeey, Kratos. How'd it go?
Kratos: They changed their minds and left.
Guy 2 & 3: *LAYING THAR IN THE COLD*
Gojyo: *DOESN'T NOTICE* Probably frightened the fuck outta them. Didja meet Selene?
Selene: *is actually a man lol* *looks Kratos up and down* Nice to meet you, handsome.
Kratos: Right. We're leaving. *to Selene* I'm sorry, but my friend must go home to his wife and seven children.
Gojyo: HEY, thassa lie.
Kratos: *REAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TABLE* As I was saying, we must leave now. I apologize.
Selene: Some other time, then?
Kratos: I doubt it. *keeps Gojyo's face SMUSHED*
Gojyo: *FLAIL*
Kratos: *pulls him up* B| Ready to go home to your starving family?
Gojyo: *sulk* Yessir.
Kratos: Good. Now wait for me outside. I'm going to pay for any damages you caused. B|
Gojyo: I didn't cause dama- *tries again* damaga- *looks lost*
Kratos: .........Go outside.
Gojyo: Yessir. *gets to his feet*
Kratos: *sighs and goes to speak with the bar manager*
Bar manager: *has heard the exchange and will make Kratos pay for all damages, even though Gojyo really didn't cause any*
Kratos: *would have paid either way 'cause he's polite like that*
Bar manager: *will make him pay MOAR*
Kratos: *lol FUCK THAT*
Bar manager: *WANTS MONEY*
Kratos: *HAS A FUCKING SWORD*
Bar manager: *IS BUSY LOL DON'T TALK TO ME*
Kratos: *THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BETCH* *walks out*
Gojyo: *throwing up in an alley*
Kratos: ..........*makes a face*
Gojyo: *finds Kratos after a couple minutes* Don' feel so good.
Kratos: I noticed. *wrinkles his nose at puke breath*
Gojyo: *latches onto him*
Kratos: ........B| *wiggle*
Gojyo: I looove you.
Kratos: *BLUSH*
Gojyo: *GROPE*
Kratos: *smacks his hand away* No.
Gojyo: But you're hot.
Kratos: B| No.
Gojyo: Pleeeeeeaaaseeee.
Kratos: *GLARE*
Gojyo: *kicked puppy look*
Kratos: *KICKS PUPPIES FOR FUN*
Gojyo: Where're we gonna go next? *leans on him*
Kratos: B| I'm bringing you to your hotel.
Gojyo: Why?
Kratos: For you to sleep off the alcohol.
Gojyo: Dun wanna.
Kratos: You have no choice.
Gojyo: Meanie.
Kratos: Irresponsible.
Gojyo: .... Meanie.
Kratos: Lush.
Gojyo: ... *GROPE*
Kratos: *HANDSMACK*
Gojyo: *tries to kiss him*
Kratos: *D8 EW NO PUKE BREATH* *moves away, breaking Gojyo's grip*
Gojyo: *SAD*
Kratos: B|
Gojyo: *starts walking towards another pub*
Kratos: *drags him away*
Gojyo: *tries to grope him again*
Kratos: ...*that does it* *KO*
Gojyo: *KO'd*
Kratos: *throws Gojyo over his shoulder and brings him to the nearest hotel, hoping it's the right one*
Gojyo: *it isn't*
Kratos: *fammit* *gets them a room anyway*
Gojyo: *still knocked out*
Kratos: *is going to leave him with the bill B|*
Gojyo: *won money at poker so that's okay*
Kratos: *drops him on the bed* .... *realizes he must have looked like some sort of serial rapist to the receptionist*
Receptionist: *wants in on it*
Kratos: *NO WAI MIEN*
Receptionist: *:(*
Kratos: *2cool4u*
Receptionist: *will listen at the door*
Kratos: *...fine*
Receptionist: *HAPPY IN PANTS*
Kratos: *......LOL CREEPY*
Receptionist: ^___^
Kratos: *FOCUSES BACK ON GOJYO*
Gojyo: *PASSED OUT*
Kratos: *sits down next to him*
Gojyo: *laying there*
Kratos: *sighs and brushes hair out of his face*
Gojyo: *IS LOVED*
Kratos: *SHHHH*
Gojyo: *WINS*
Kratos: *lays down behind him*
Gojyo: *happier than receptionist*
Kratos: *curls up against him, then slips his arms around Gojyo's waist*
Gojyo: *snuggles back against him*
Kratos: *watches over him all night*
THE END.