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Okay, so apparently I was missing for six months. That's fine, I'm over it, working on getting things back to normal as we speak. The kids are back, the dog's been located, and I've already seen Kratos smile (he tries to hide it, but I pay attention). Soon, everything'll be perfect again. Hopefully. Whatever.
I've got a few theories as to what happened.
1. Kidnapped by aliens. Doesn't seem very likely, but it'd explain the memory loss.
2. Kidnapped by a creepy scientist. Supported by the fact that I remember fighting a guy who happens to be a creepy scientist, and he's pulled crap like that before. We were kinda kickin' his sorry ass, though. So not likely.
3. I got wasted, passed out, and spent all six months in some alley. Likely. Wouldn't be the first time. Rarely get that drunk anymore, but someone probably slipped something into my beer.
4. Six months haven't passed at all, and the rest of you're just insane.
I like that last theory. It fits. It'd explain everything. Except that weird scar on my thigh, but I don't usually count my scars, so I might've got that somewhere else.
Anyway, I've got more important issues to discuss. Namely:
HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE??
Cho Hakkai
Complete control freak and mother hen, might be a woman. Likes to cook, clean, and kill people who use beer cans as ashtrays. Never saw the big deal myself, but keep that in mind. Usually so polite it fucking hurts, so it should be safe to approach.
Son Goku and Genjyo Sanzo
Not as important, but they're usually around Hakkai anyway. Sanzo is not safe to approach. He has a gun and a fan and he's not afraid to use either. Just see if Hakkai's around 'em, and if not, who cares. Let me know anyway, though.
I've got a few theories as to what happened.
1. Kidnapped by aliens. Doesn't seem very likely, but it'd explain the memory loss.
2. Kidnapped by a creepy scientist. Supported by the fact that I remember fighting a guy who happens to be a creepy scientist, and he's pulled crap like that before. We were kinda kickin' his sorry ass, though. So not likely.
3. I got wasted, passed out, and spent all six months in some alley. Likely. Wouldn't be the first time. Rarely get that drunk anymore, but someone probably slipped something into my beer.
4. Six months haven't passed at all, and the rest of you're just insane.
I like that last theory. It fits. It'd explain everything. Except that weird scar on my thigh, but I don't usually count my scars, so I might've got that somewhere else.
Anyway, I've got more important issues to discuss. Namely:
HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE??
Cho Hakkai
Complete control freak and mother hen, might be a woman. Likes to cook, clean, and kill people who use beer cans as ashtrays. Never saw the big deal myself, but keep that in mind. Usually so polite it fucking hurts, so it should be safe to approach.
Son Goku and Genjyo Sanzo
Not as important, but they're usually around Hakkai anyway. Sanzo is not safe to approach. He has a gun and a fan and he's not afraid to use either. Just see if Hakkai's around 'em, and if not, who cares. Let me know anyway, though.