An Assortment of Thoughts: 2022 - 2024
It’s hard for me to update you when things change day to day. It’s hard for me to know how I’m feeling minute to minute. If you bet on “bad” you’ll probably get some kind of pay out.
And here I am, melting into a formaldehyde couch.
Eyes like sinking.
So inviting.
I almost.
Jump.
In.
Change your mindset.
So instead of giving you a much need update, i’ll give you the moment you’ve all been waiting for! An assortment of random thoughts!
Costa Rican strawberry salad vs pumpkin soup w/ banana bread croutons. Whoever looses, we all win!
The future stealer. He steals with his fingers.
Do you think Time tastes like green?
When I grow up I wanna be the guy who sets off the fireworks in your neighborhood anytime someone wins a reality television competition.
Why do you think cats aren’t scared of bombs?
Bath and body works making gelato.
Space smells and maybe tastes like lavender lemonade.
What if I finally found out you were really just a ditto all along?
Change your mindset.
The carpet is made out of the sequence man, with all his stretchy arms.
I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it. This version of me is just too soft for all of it
Kelly as a lizard.
Yeah he can do pretty much everything, but I’d love to see him try to be a spouting whale.
When is your happy place?
As fragile as joy.
Change your mindset.
How many minutes do you think you have left on your episode?
Eating only 1 tamale seems like insanity.
What are you doing? Oh, you know, the usual - Chasing squirrels, humping girls, and buying pearls!
Take a load for free.
Who do you think you’d play in the Snatch Game?
Do you ever think maybe it’s an ice demon out back there on the porch?
Pazooky is a pazortal.
The Universe will have its way. Too powerful to master.
Cereal gifts.
Highland cows in a hot tub.
Two old ladies living in your attic, listening in to your thoughts on their radio, and sometimes they’ll open the hatch and yell down advice to you.
Drinking from a glass bottle tastes like the American Dream (Dusty Rhodes).
Sometimes it’s like, well, that day was pointless! But really, it must have had a purpose, even if it’s not for you.
A beaver Jedi with a carrot lightsaber.
He loved outer space
And he loved the sky.
He reached out to touch it
But it was too high.
Oscar the Grinch
All our teeth, our words, all the songs we sing.
Sitting on a crescent moon in black and white.
I would love to get Jumanjied.
Maybe the danger’s covered by the thrill.
He was chaos he was revelry.
Change your mindset.
You know it’s a good day when the Beatles show up on the roof.
There was something I wanted myself to write down. I feel like it involved Tim Allen? Who even knows.
Oh, or was it Tom Brady? Something about touching an asshole? Brushing an asshole. You know when you stand in the shower and just kind of let the water softly run over your asshole, and your body tingles, and all you can think about are the Hawaiian Kings of old.
Hey, have I told you yet that we’re, nawwww just playing! 😜 I’m such a Lovely little Meter Maid.
That’s one way to spend your retirement I guess! is a brilliant thing to say. Shine on you crazy diamond.
Because like, if it could be solved, it would be, ya know?
Don’t be a camel when you’re a llama. Period.
I used to think, “man, I’m so busy, I’ll never have time to catch up on everything I wanna do,” and now I think, “all I want to do is take a gummy and sit on the toilet all night getting blasted in the asshole by the bidet.” And I think that’s maybe better?
La-a (la dash a)
The me that is me right now isn’t a good version of me. I think you have to turn him off if we want to get anywhere. I don’t think you know where the remote is.
Change your mindset.
White mesh castaway cay spirit jersey
Watch List:
Hercules
Mary Poppins
Pocahontas
What’s nice about a fresh sheet of paper is it hasn’t told you what it’s going to be yet.
What would you do in a jazz lounge aside from be dangerous?
I think that’s about everything you need to know! Oh, also, my life is in a constant state of whambles right now. I meant shambles of course, but whambles almost seems more appropriate. But on the bright side, anytime I have an issue with something it’s not actually an issue, it’s just an opportunity to change my mindset!
Talk more later. Love you. Hey, if you exist, let me know. I’d love to hear from any human (or human adjacent (mantzoukas)) being right now.
And here I am, melting into a formaldehyde couch.
Eyes like sinking.
So inviting.
I almost.
Jump.
In.
Change your mindset.
So instead of giving you a much need update, i’ll give you the moment you’ve all been waiting for! An assortment of random thoughts!
Costa Rican strawberry salad vs pumpkin soup w/ banana bread croutons. Whoever looses, we all win!
The future stealer. He steals with his fingers.
Do you think Time tastes like green?
When I grow up I wanna be the guy who sets off the fireworks in your neighborhood anytime someone wins a reality television competition.
Why do you think cats aren’t scared of bombs?
Bath and body works making gelato.
Space smells and maybe tastes like lavender lemonade.
What if I finally found out you were really just a ditto all along?
Change your mindset.
The carpet is made out of the sequence man, with all his stretchy arms.
I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it. This version of me is just too soft for all of it
Kelly as a lizard.
Yeah he can do pretty much everything, but I’d love to see him try to be a spouting whale.
When is your happy place?
As fragile as joy.
Change your mindset.
How many minutes do you think you have left on your episode?
Eating only 1 tamale seems like insanity.
What are you doing? Oh, you know, the usual - Chasing squirrels, humping girls, and buying pearls!
Take a load for free.
Who do you think you’d play in the Snatch Game?
Do you ever think maybe it’s an ice demon out back there on the porch?
Pazooky is a pazortal.
The Universe will have its way. Too powerful to master.
Cereal gifts.
Highland cows in a hot tub.
Two old ladies living in your attic, listening in to your thoughts on their radio, and sometimes they’ll open the hatch and yell down advice to you.
Drinking from a glass bottle tastes like the American Dream (Dusty Rhodes).
Sometimes it’s like, well, that day was pointless! But really, it must have had a purpose, even if it’s not for you.
A beaver Jedi with a carrot lightsaber.
He loved outer space
And he loved the sky.
He reached out to touch it
But it was too high.
Oscar the Grinch
All our teeth, our words, all the songs we sing.
Sitting on a crescent moon in black and white.
I would love to get Jumanjied.
Maybe the danger’s covered by the thrill.
He was chaos he was revelry.
Change your mindset.
You know it’s a good day when the Beatles show up on the roof.
There was something I wanted myself to write down. I feel like it involved Tim Allen? Who even knows.
Oh, or was it Tom Brady? Something about touching an asshole? Brushing an asshole. You know when you stand in the shower and just kind of let the water softly run over your asshole, and your body tingles, and all you can think about are the Hawaiian Kings of old.
Hey, have I told you yet that we’re, nawwww just playing! 😜 I’m such a Lovely little Meter Maid.
That’s one way to spend your retirement I guess! is a brilliant thing to say. Shine on you crazy diamond.
Because like, if it could be solved, it would be, ya know?
Don’t be a camel when you’re a llama. Period.
I used to think, “man, I’m so busy, I’ll never have time to catch up on everything I wanna do,” and now I think, “all I want to do is take a gummy and sit on the toilet all night getting blasted in the asshole by the bidet.” And I think that’s maybe better?
La-a (la dash a)
The me that is me right now isn’t a good version of me. I think you have to turn him off if we want to get anywhere. I don’t think you know where the remote is.
Change your mindset.
White mesh castaway cay spirit jersey
Watch List:
Hercules
Mary Poppins
Pocahontas
What’s nice about a fresh sheet of paper is it hasn’t told you what it’s going to be yet.
What would you do in a jazz lounge aside from be dangerous?
I think that’s about everything you need to know! Oh, also, my life is in a constant state of whambles right now. I meant shambles of course, but whambles almost seems more appropriate. But on the bright side, anytime I have an issue with something it’s not actually an issue, it’s just an opportunity to change my mindset!
Talk more later. Love you. Hey, if you exist, let me know. I’d love to hear from any human (or human adjacent (mantzoukas)) being right now.