May 01, 2006 13:29
That's one of the best pick-up lines I can think of. Well, there's that and "Hey baby, I don't have herpes."
If you had to choose between a world where people only had small talk conversations, or one where people had no small talk, which would you pick?
I recently rented Need For Speed: Most Wanted for the Gamecube. Wow. It's fantastic. I'm paying Blockbuster so that I can keep it.
The Sens won. I'm just as amazed as everyone else is. You know what else is amazing? The goalie is BLACK! You know what this means. Black people have almost got every sport mastered. Except for polo. Fuck polo.
I also shaved off all of my facial hair. It wasn't the brighest of ideas. Now, I have skin irritations everywhere, not because I didn't use the proper creams and such, but simply because my skin hates me. As a result, I have declared war on my own skin. However, I soon realized it had me SURROUNDED! ZING!!!!
I don't get it.