Oscar Thoughts
Observations
Kate Winslet's pantylines revealed beneath that gorgeous green dress.
Martin Scorsese's eyebrows (at first I thought they were flip-up sunglasses).
Cate Blanchette chomping on gum in the audience.
Tight skirts! Cate and Gwyneth could barely walk in those suckers.
George Clooney: Stunning! Breathtaking!
Best dress: Celine Dion, although I think she could've done something else with her hair.
Meryl Streep, who is amazing without even speaking a word.
Ellen's white shoes: HUH? And that red velvet tux was hideous, though her next two outfits were an improvement.
Isn't Will Smith's little boy positively darling?
Dance troupe: Unbelievable (and Ellen's "They're naked!" cracked me up).
Catherine Denueve is over sixty, and omg, can she possibly be any more gorgeous???
Abby Breslin: Um, that dress looked like an Easter decoration. What was your mom thinking?
Note to Al: You lost. Get over it. "My fellow Americans" wasn't even funny the first time. At least your acceptance speech gave me a chance to run out for a smoke.
Jennifer, you rock--but Beyonce is amazing!
Crappiest moment: When Melissa Etheridge's hideously b-o-r-i-n-g song won out over three Broadway nominations. This is simply unspeakable. And soo typical considering the (unsurprisingly) politcal theme of the show.
And the one movie I couldn't sit through--The Departed--won. Figures.
Kate Winslet's pantylines revealed beneath that gorgeous green dress.
Martin Scorsese's eyebrows (at first I thought they were flip-up sunglasses).
Cate Blanchette chomping on gum in the audience.
Tight skirts! Cate and Gwyneth could barely walk in those suckers.
George Clooney: Stunning! Breathtaking!
Best dress: Celine Dion, although I think she could've done something else with her hair.
Meryl Streep, who is amazing without even speaking a word.
Ellen's white shoes: HUH? And that red velvet tux was hideous, though her next two outfits were an improvement.
Isn't Will Smith's little boy positively darling?
Dance troupe: Unbelievable (and Ellen's "They're naked!" cracked me up).
Catherine Denueve is over sixty, and omg, can she possibly be any more gorgeous???
Abby Breslin: Um, that dress looked like an Easter decoration. What was your mom thinking?
Note to Al: You lost. Get over it. "My fellow Americans" wasn't even funny the first time. At least your acceptance speech gave me a chance to run out for a smoke.
Jennifer, you rock--but Beyonce is amazing!
Crappiest moment: When Melissa Etheridge's hideously b-o-r-i-n-g song won out over three Broadway nominations. This is simply unspeakable. And soo typical considering the (unsurprisingly) politcal theme of the show.
And the one movie I couldn't sit through--The Departed--won. Figures.