What's NOT On Your Bucket List?

[onegrapeshy]

1. Eating oysters

2. Another puppy

3. Visiting the Middle East

4. Working at Wal-Mart

5. Writing erotica

6. Divorce

7. An electric car

8. Fitting into a size 6

9. A perm

10. Watching "Honey Boo Boo"

12. Reading "Fifty Shades of Gray"

13. Making baklava

14. Another colonoscopy

15. Tubing down a river in some third world country (been there, done that, ain't doing it again)

16. A clean oven

17. Gold coins

18. Occupying anywhere

19. Dentures

20. Anything involving stirrups, and I don't mean a saddle

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