Wondering...
Why is it, when you bite the inside of your lip, you're pretty much guaranteed to bite it a second time? In the SAME PLACE? Like, five minutes later?
I wonder why people like Madonna and Guy Ritchie bother to get married when everyone knows from the get-go it's not going to last much longer than my new and improved hair roots? Then I wonder, why bother with a divorce? Can't you just live in separate parts of your freaking mansion? Or in separate mansions altogether? Because I know you guys have more than one. How about separate mansions on separate continents?
Why is it so hard to get up early when you want to get up early and so hard to sleep late when you want to sleep late?
Why am I not surprised that I'm the only person in the U.S. with my name?
HowManyOfMe.com
There are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
Oh, that was fun. I even checked out my characters: there are 9 Shawna Gallaghers, 32 Martha Kowalskis, and 5 Gina Brinkmans in the U.S. So weird to realize people are walking around with names you "thought" you made up. :)
Why am I talking about myself in the second person?
Why am I not loving the book I am reading when it's sold a gazillion copies, everyone raves about it, and the movie version is coming out next month? I'm sad about this. I'm "not connecting" with the story (good thing I wasn't a potential agent--I might be swinging by a rope about now). I keep waiting for that WOW moment and so far it hasn't hit me (I'm almost 1/4 of the way through it). I'll read more tonight and see what happens.
I wonder why people like Madonna and Guy Ritchie bother to get married when everyone knows from the get-go it's not going to last much longer than my new and improved hair roots? Then I wonder, why bother with a divorce? Can't you just live in separate parts of your freaking mansion? Or in separate mansions altogether? Because I know you guys have more than one. How about separate mansions on separate continents?
Why is it so hard to get up early when you want to get up early and so hard to sleep late when you want to sleep late?
Why am I not surprised that I'm the only person in the U.S. with my name?
HowManyOfMe.com
There are
1
or fewer people with my name in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?
Oh, that was fun. I even checked out my characters: there are 9 Shawna Gallaghers, 32 Martha Kowalskis, and 5 Gina Brinkmans in the U.S. So weird to realize people are walking around with names you "thought" you made up. :)
Why am I talking about myself in the second person?
Why am I not loving the book I am reading when it's sold a gazillion copies, everyone raves about it, and the movie version is coming out next month? I'm sad about this. I'm "not connecting" with the story (good thing I wasn't a potential agent--I might be swinging by a rope about now). I keep waiting for that WOW moment and so far it hasn't hit me (I'm almost 1/4 of the way through it). I'll read more tonight and see what happens.