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My friend just called me to tell me something that happened to her today, and it's too funny to not share:
Earlier today my friend took her dog, Nicky, outside. She was talking to her neighbor, who was grilling steaks, when an Asian family in a van drove by to drop off the paper. A little boy, about 4 or 5, got out of the van and my friend walked down the driveway to get the paper from him. The boy said he liked dogs and asked if Nicky bites. The neighbor said "Only if you smell like steak!" My friend said "no, it's a nice dog", and the little boy started to pet Nicky. The boy then said "I like steak! We call it steak, but it's really her" and pointed to the dog.
Earlier today my friend took her dog, Nicky, outside. She was talking to her neighbor, who was grilling steaks, when an Asian family in a van drove by to drop off the paper. A little boy, about 4 or 5, got out of the van and my friend walked down the driveway to get the paper from him. The boy said he liked dogs and asked if Nicky bites. The neighbor said "Only if you smell like steak!" My friend said "no, it's a nice dog", and the little boy started to pet Nicky. The boy then said "I like steak! We call it steak, but it's really her" and pointed to the dog.