DO YOU SNORE?
i have, but not regularly.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
i'd say i'm a lover. i love a good game of wits. but i'll fight if i have to.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEARS?
i'm very very afraid of sharks. that i will/have ruin/ed my life (especially at this current phase in my life). i'm sure there are more.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
i don't think i was, no. my little ponies. or just put me in the mud and watch me go. yeah.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
i don't have a tv. i've never seen survivor or american idol or fear factor or any of this crap. i like it that way.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
not unless i'm really stressed. i rub my lips when i'm nervous.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
i hear i was very hairy. i still am.
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
unfortunately i think it is right now. this part of my life is so freaking confusing and unfairly set up it makes me want to crawl under my bed.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
grey. someone please clean it. it's gross.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
oh yes i do. i'm sure it pisses off my midget of a suitemate/RA, too. that makes me sing louder.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
hell. no.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
i don't have many, so most people know if i have one or not.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT
a treehouse with a really nice sleeping bag. that sounds so great right now.
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
i don't really know. i like conan or dave. and of course jon stewart, but you weren't asking that.
CAN YOU SWIM?
oh hells yeah. sport of choice. once i'm in the water i tend not to want to get out.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
yes i love it.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
yes, i believe i do.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
no idea. that stuff leaves a sugar film in your mouth. it's gross.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
definitely not. if i could, i'd get distracted.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
seems like every time i turn around i am. i HATE them.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no. two older sisters (twins). three younger half siblings.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
uhhhhhhhhh.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
not my bag, baby. the hunting practices of my family growing have done well to scar me for life. "let's look what's in the STOMACH". no thanks.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
please stop.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
cats. but i do not pay attention to this. smoke. again, doesn't matter. um. that's about it.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU!"?
to my mom yesterday. she'll be here wednesday. :)
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
shut up, please.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
yes, yes i do.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
depends on my mood. sunny side up is the mood atm.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Yes. and so is everybody else.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
in my pants. THIS ONE GOES TO ELEVEN. wait that was a cucumber.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
5:52
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
cheeseyheather. miss prissy pants. cheddar. and boober. boober rules. the rights to calling me boober are restricted to my mother.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
yes.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
um does muni count? well then probably when i saw chris or maya and lisa. yeah i think that's it.
BATHS OR SHOWERS?
both! i love water! i'm a seal!
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
of course he is.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
of course i do.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
yes. so waht.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
i love going to movie theatres. alone or with someone. generally i don't care what movie i'm seeing. it's very comforting to me.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy! crunchy is for boys. (I TOTALLY AGREE WITH AMANDA). and since boys have cooties, well...
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
and almost any other part of my body. file under annoying habits.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
yep.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
twice.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
generally, i don't care. it depends on the drug, some i just won't tolerate. as far as others: i'm a fan of moderation. just don't put your sh*t on me, please.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
yes. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark brown
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
loud. i've been known to knock myself over. multiple as well.
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
my sister likes the rock. so i'm going to say, the rock.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
no, but i can see through your clothes. please wear undies the next time, mmmkay?
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no, actually.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i used to play piano and french horn. currently i just sing. i will take violin lessons-someday, damnit. someday.
CAN YOU SKATE?
well...
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
no.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
haha. no.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
i freaking love it.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
hehe yeah. hehe *snort*
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girls heart? or something?
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
probably. a man is a man's best friend. a dog is his instantly gratifying ego boost.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
i think i have to.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
yeah, fool.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
i am a mistake.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
it's realyl foggy and kinda chilly, but nice to walk in. like a hug that's not too tight.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
a spoonful of peanut butter.
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
i've never gotten into it. maybe i should.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
nope. i'm not that kind of girl.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
i've no idea. but that fucking frog ring-tone thing can bite my ass...sorry.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
i don't really shop much, believe it or not. i'm a rummage(sp) type. only if it jumps out at me. unfortunately, in some shops things jump out at me a lot. but not any place like american eagle.
FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
i heard 'ask me' by the smiths/morrisey last night and it made me REALLY HAPPY. also, what you wish for by guster pretty much feels appropriate all the time.
WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST CRUSH RIGHT NOW?
the kitten i do not have.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS.
she writes so beautifully. and is such a talented seamstress. i wish i had some sort of similar talent.
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my reading went really well. lots of people showed up; lots i didn't expect. it was really very touching for me to see my friends there. my friend david, who i'd never actually met, from texas, has been in iraq for a while, got back in one piece, was in the city and stopped in. it was such a surprise. i wish i could have spent more time with him this weekend. stupid finals. but it was like a present almost: all these people in one room. even one of my philosophy professor showed up. i made someone's mom cry (that is apparently a good thing) and everyone really enjoyed it, it seemed. i admit, i almost cried myself because, well, it's a really hard piece to read. i caught my friend ben's eye and for some reason got really choked up at the expression on his face...then i saw maria in her blue wig (to distract me so i wouldn't cry) and it held me together. and scarlett and her boyfriend david were there, and preston. the whole back of the room was lined with people i know, love, and care about. some of the 'underclass-undergrads' who i met at the department party showed up and man...it was just cool to have them there. then my professors, eileen fung (my literature senior thesis advisor) and susan steinberg (my writing thesis advisor) were right in front, with my TA matt right behind. i love my professors, that's a given. but i have to say that matt's assistance and patience with me and my writing as really helped it develop to a level i didn't know i had in me. and the lit paper reading went well too. so yeah, it was really a great experience. and now i'm just kicking my ass to get finals finished by the time my mom gets here wednesday.
me reading: