dirty little secrets:
Take the quiz: "Which Spice Girl Are You?"
Ginger Spice (Geri)
Hey, youre like ginger!!! youre cool and lots of fun to hang out with. youre the life of the party and you always be yourself no matter what!
let's share! ok i'll start.
*i kinda dug the spice girls (i know *rolls eyes*) but i did. i really kinda dig geri halliwell before her yoga/eating disorder. and posh (victoria beckam) makes me want to vomit (hehe, well she does it why can't i-JUST KIDDING) and all her husband is good for anymore is an ass-grab; unfortunately, he has bodyguards.
*i was a gay man in a former life and i LOVE cher. moonstruck is a fantastic film and even though some have compared her music to yodelling...*sigh* 'we all sleep alone'=love.
*certain songs from britney spears make me want to dance like a mad woman; ie, toxic, even though she sounds like a goat. she's also good for a 'dumb celebrity' quote every so often.
*i love ABBA. i do. 'waterloo...lalala duh duh...waterloo'
*i find x-tina hilarious but the bitch can sing. any indiscretion i might have by dancing in my underwear to 'what a girl wants' can be countered by:
*the fact that i like the carpenters. calling occupants of interplanetary craft? too good to be true. (this fact gets me in good with the parents, especially the christians/ex choral leaders)
*i own a pair of vinyl trousers and i really like them. a LOT. they make a nice 'popping' sound.
*i like sex and the city. shut up.
*i watched 'mean girls' the other day and thought it was quite witty even if lindsey lohan is supposed to be the 'nerdy girl'. yeah right!
*i like to shop only with and for other people. i only like to shop for myself off the internet.
*i do have a shoe fetish. and purses. and scarves...and accesories. however practical me (which is so obviously not functioning at the moment---i blame the vodka) finds these things frivolous and therefore these 'fetishes' have never 'flourished'.
*i prefer gay clubs to straight ones. the drinks are better and men don't hump your leg. or, they do and they're not trying to go home with you,they're trying to catch the attention of your friend 'james' who is going by 'fernando' tonight. plus, most of my friends are gay and like those clubs, and they are fun and i enjoy their company. oh and the music is *SO MUCH* better.
*i love to dance. i will dance all night, everynight, anywhere, any time, like the freaking energizer bunny till dawn...but i do not like to drink anything but water whilst i shake that ass, watch yo' self.
it's saturday night. i'm doing laundry, drinking vodka tonic and sporadically talking to maria. when no one is in the room i'm looking at pictures of geri halliwell (she's 'clothed' for the record-although a union jack tank top worn as a dress does not constitute clothing in some religions/countries/whathaveyou) and listening to abba, dancing around in jack's boxers and a tank and folding clothes. it is POURING rain outside. i'm alone. and you know what? it's a GREAT saturday night.
Ginger Spice (Geri)
Hey, youre like ginger!!! youre cool and lots of fun to hang out with. youre the life of the party and you always be yourself no matter what!
let's share! ok i'll start.
*i kinda dug the spice girls (i know *rolls eyes*) but i did. i really kinda dig geri halliwell before her yoga/eating disorder. and posh (victoria beckam) makes me want to vomit (hehe, well she does it why can't i-JUST KIDDING) and all her husband is good for anymore is an ass-grab; unfortunately, he has bodyguards.
*i was a gay man in a former life and i LOVE cher. moonstruck is a fantastic film and even though some have compared her music to yodelling...*sigh* 'we all sleep alone'=love.
*certain songs from britney spears make me want to dance like a mad woman; ie, toxic, even though she sounds like a goat. she's also good for a 'dumb celebrity' quote every so often.
*i love ABBA. i do. 'waterloo...lalala duh duh...waterloo'
*i find x-tina hilarious but the bitch can sing. any indiscretion i might have by dancing in my underwear to 'what a girl wants' can be countered by:
*the fact that i like the carpenters. calling occupants of interplanetary craft? too good to be true. (this fact gets me in good with the parents, especially the christians/ex choral leaders)
*i own a pair of vinyl trousers and i really like them. a LOT. they make a nice 'popping' sound.
*i like sex and the city. shut up.
*i watched 'mean girls' the other day and thought it was quite witty even if lindsey lohan is supposed to be the 'nerdy girl'. yeah right!
*i like to shop only with and for other people. i only like to shop for myself off the internet.
*i do have a shoe fetish. and purses. and scarves...and accesories. however practical me (which is so obviously not functioning at the moment---i blame the vodka) finds these things frivolous and therefore these 'fetishes' have never 'flourished'.
*i prefer gay clubs to straight ones. the drinks are better and men don't hump your leg. or, they do and they're not trying to go home with you,they're trying to catch the attention of your friend 'james' who is going by 'fernando' tonight. plus, most of my friends are gay and like those clubs, and they are fun and i enjoy their company. oh and the music is *SO MUCH* better.
*i love to dance. i will dance all night, everynight, anywhere, any time, like the freaking energizer bunny till dawn...but i do not like to drink anything but water whilst i shake that ass, watch yo' self.
it's saturday night. i'm doing laundry, drinking vodka tonic and sporadically talking to maria. when no one is in the room i'm looking at pictures of geri halliwell (she's 'clothed' for the record-although a union jack tank top worn as a dress does not constitute clothing in some religions/countries/whathaveyou) and listening to abba, dancing around in jack's boxers and a tank and folding clothes. it is POURING rain outside. i'm alone. and you know what? it's a GREAT saturday night.