HALE YEAH!!!!!!!

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JACKSPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'VE BEEN JAZZLED!!!!!!!



I watched Twilight for the third time. ALL BECAUSE OF JACKSPER. OH MY GAAAHHHHHHH @#$%&#@$% THE BASEBALL SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

The way he spins/twirls/swings the bat is just... UUUUUUUGGGHH!!! SOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTT!!!!! @#$%&#@$%@$#$!!!!!! SUPERMASSIVELY BLACKHOLEY HOT!!!!!!! (I can never squee or fangirl enough!).

Seriously the SEXIEST thing I've ever seen. He didn't bring sexy back... He totally redefined it. My future husband has to twirl a bat first before going down on one knee and proposing to me. No bat spinning, no answer.

JACKSON RATHBONE, I LOVE YOU. But I don't want him for myself, because HE BELONGS TO/WITH ASHLEY GREENE, HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE. :D :D :D
Jasper/Alice, Jackson/Ashley IS LOVE. <3 <3 <3

I really liked Jasper in the books even before the movie came out because he reminded me of Ash, one of my favorite characters from Night World, but mygods the movie just brought my adoration to a whole other level.

Of course I had to I watch two more times, JUST TO SEE JASPER PLAY WITH HIS BAT (I don't care how that sounded :D). And each time, I suffered through 1 hour and 50 minutes of Bella (I HATE BELLA!) just for 2.5 minutes of baseball and a combined total of roughly another 2.5 minutes of Jasper/Alice and the rest of the Cullens. (It's so sad that I love all the characters EXCEPT the lead, whose scenes make up, like, 90% of the books and movie. :D :D :D )

AND THE ACCENT. There's a faint Texan drawl. *swoon* Most audible in the "Oh well I think we can handle that." GUH.

Also, about Jasper's hair (yes, I know I've gone off the deep end)... I didn't like it in the kitchen scene, cafeteria scenes, and the promo posters. It looked stiff and hairsprayed and weird.

BUT his hair was crazy amazing in the bus/fieldtrip/greenhouse scenes. That's the way it should look like, messy and leonine and just a little out of control:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfn20_SNuIE&feature=related
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=24
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=3
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=23
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=48
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=52
http://jackson-rathbone.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=11&pos=46

I am seriously considering writing to the set's chief hairstylist (once I find out his/her name) to demand that they style his hair like in the pics above. :D

I'm off to YouTube to look for baseball clips.

ZOMG BASEBALL!JASPER. CANNOT GET OVER IT. EVER.