My dog probably reads fanfics, too
One of my dogs, Lucy, is in heat. My two male dogs, Vincent and Sam, are both competing for the chance to mate with her. And I'm talking serious rivalry here - Vincent has a gash over his right eye because they got into a fight over her!
But it's Vincent she loves - they're the same age, and they were given to me just within a few months of each other when they were puppies, so they're childhood playmates as well. She only stands still for Vincent, while she sits down and moves away from Sam when he tries mating with her.
Earlier today, after mounting Lucy from behind, Vincent began thrusting his hips into her face! As in grinding his groin towards her muzzle. We were all laughing out of our seats and cheering him on. Doesn't he understand that he can only mount her from behind? Then again, we don't know if Vincent's utterly clueless or too smart for his own good.:D *LOL*
But it's Vincent she loves - they're the same age, and they were given to me just within a few months of each other when they were puppies, so they're childhood playmates as well. She only stands still for Vincent, while she sits down and moves away from Sam when he tries mating with her.
Earlier today, after mounting Lucy from behind, Vincent began thrusting his hips into her face! As in grinding his groin towards her muzzle. We were all laughing out of our seats and cheering him on. Doesn't he understand that he can only mount her from behind? Then again, we don't know if Vincent's utterly clueless or too smart for his own good.:D *LOL*