Oct 02, 2006 11:32
Slade? Without his costume? Preposterous!
1. A Batman suit. If only to screw with all those people who think he's Bruce Wayne. The cape's kind of cool, too. Too bad he's always getting it caught in those random gears that seem to serve no purpose in his hideout.
2. A pink robe and bunny slippers. Seriously. No, stop laughing. It's comfortable! Shut the hell up! (And I have seen fanart of this, believe it or not.)
3. On occasion, he gets the urge to dress up like a pirate (given that he has only one eye and all), but then he remembers that he is about as close to a modern ninja as you can get and due to that fact he should be the mortal enemy of any pirate that should happen to cross his path.
4. Anything that isn't spandex, really. After a while, you start to lose circulation in your lower quarters.
5. Aw, who am I kidding. The guy's probably never worn anything other than that musty old costume for years now.