really bawdy song lyrics...

[onedreamtree]

this song is funny...hee hee hee....horrible, but funny.

If All the Young Laddies….

If all the young laddies were little white flowers,
I'd be a bee a suck them for hours

If all the young laddies were keys to a gate,
I'd be the lock, insert and rotate

If all the young laddies were cows by a stream
I'd lay meself down and lick up the cream

If all the young laddies were fish in the ocean
I'd be the waves and show them the motion

If all the young laddies were ships on the sea,
I'd be the waves and I'd let them ride me

If all the young laddies were boards on the floor
I'd lay meself down and make them creak more

If all the young laddies were hounds on a spree
I'd be the fox and I'd let them chase me

If all the young laddies were sharks in the sea
I'd be a minnow and let them eat me

If all the young laddies were bricks in a pile,
I'd be the mason and lay them with style

If all the young laddies were steeds in a stable
I'd be the groom and mount all I'm able

If all the young laddies were bakers of pie
I'd be the bread yeast and make them all rise

If all the young laddies became nice chew toys
I'd be the one who had trained all those boys.

If all the young laddies were barrles of whiskey rye
I'd turn on their spigots and drink they all dry

If all the young laddies were sailed in channels quite thin
I'd be the light-house and guide them all in

If all the young laddies were milk in a cup
I'd be a kitten and lick them all up

If all the young laddies were singin' this ditty
IT WOULD BE TWICE AS LONG, BUT JUST HALF AS WITTY

If all the young laddies were big as they say
Then nary a lass would be walkin' this day!