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So a couple of weeks ago my ma asked me who the hell Robert Cross was because he tried adding her on Facebook and I'm friends with him. I had to explain that he's my exboyfriend, the one who lived down the street and had that weird peach fuzz mustache. It made me laugh because when I dated Bobby he was super into basketball and rap music. I mean, there wasn't a day when he wasn't in basketball shorts. I think he was my first high school boyfriend. The most hilarious thing about all of it is that Bobby is incredibly hot now. I mean, he grew out of his peach fuzz mustache, and started looking really hot later in high school. Now he's naked bartending on the other side of the country, and befriending my mother.
Oh, life.
Oh, life.