Don't Do Me Up the Butt and Tell Me I'm In Prison
Raleigh --
[noun]:
A person with a taste for acorns
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Hmm....neat.
Anyway, I just had a three hour marathon of "Date My Mom". Nobody feels how I feel right now. Exposing yourself to shit like that has got to be unhealthy. One of the mom's got mad at the dude b/c he asked if the daughter believed in pre-marital sex. the mother was outraged (even though the daughter looked like a totally loose slut) and said "I thought this was 'Date My Mom', not 'Please Sleep With My Daughter'".
And I said "That would actually be a more accurate name for this show."
And then I patted myself on my back. And gave myself a cookie. And a handjob.
Goodnight.