A Poem.
And now... a poem.
Tonight I was drawing
some lovely green shamrocks
on some chocolate fudge
infused with Heath.
Until I slipped
and drew a
Phallus.
Well. I have really outdone myself. True story though. Todd saw it.
ha. George, remember when we saw that on the back of a girl's hoodie? What a last name!!
And now the important stuff since I haven't posted in a little while.
-Wisdom Teeth = fine.
-Infected Blood Clot = OW/YUCK/SHIT
-President's Scholarship to U of L
-No Hallmark :-(
-10,000 to UK over four years. Yeah, I won't be going there.
-Now all I have to do is figure out how to pay for a dorm, a meal plan, a parking permit, books, and blah blah blah. Maybe, just maybe I'll get injected with some West Nile or jab needles into my arms so they can use my plasma.
-I'm losing my voice and let's just say...my rendition of It Ain't Me Babe in the car with Todd was totally disgusting but completely hilarious aka why I kept doing it.
-Lexi has to wear a diaper. A Denim Diaper. A Denim Dachshund Diaper.
And I think on that note...I should go to bed.
Tonight I was drawing
some lovely green shamrocks
on some chocolate fudge
infused with Heath.
Until I slipped
and drew a
Phallus.
Well. I have really outdone myself. True story though. Todd saw it.
ha. George, remember when we saw that on the back of a girl's hoodie? What a last name!!
And now the important stuff since I haven't posted in a little while.
-Wisdom Teeth = fine.
-Infected Blood Clot = OW/YUCK/SHIT
-President's Scholarship to U of L
-No Hallmark :-(
-10,000 to UK over four years. Yeah, I won't be going there.
-Now all I have to do is figure out how to pay for a dorm, a meal plan, a parking permit, books, and blah blah blah. Maybe, just maybe I'll get injected with some West Nile or jab needles into my arms so they can use my plasma.
-I'm losing my voice and let's just say...my rendition of It Ain't Me Babe in the car with Todd was totally disgusting but completely hilarious aka why I kept doing it.
-Lexi has to wear a diaper. A Denim Diaper. A Denim Dachshund Diaper.
And I think on that note...I should go to bed.