STEPHEN LYNCH, HE'S CUTE AS HELL, HE WRITES RHYMING VERSES RATHER WELL.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WASTES TIME GETTING MAD OVER FUCKING SHOES? THEY'RE SHOES. THEY GO ON YOUR FEET, CHANCES ARE MOST PE0PLE AROUND YOU ARE WEARING THEM, MOST OF THE TIME THEY SMELL AWFUL...OH YEAH, AND HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT SOMEONE ELSE JUST MIGHT HAVE THE SAME SHOES. OH GOD. THE WORLD MUST STOP FOR YOU AND YOUR INDIVIDUALITY.
STOP WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO BE LIKE YOU. I, FOR ONE, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONE PERSON WHO WRITES INSENSITIVE, NONSENSICAL POETRY THAT RHYMES. UNLESS YOU'RE STEPHEN LYNCH...IT'S PROBABLY NOT FUNNY. IT PROBABLY JUST SOUNDS LIKE A SECOND-GRADER WROTE IT. TAKE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE, BE A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE TO HOW OTHER PEOPLE MAY FEEL...AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE SOMEONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. OR WORD VOMIT. ALL IN CAPS TOO. WATCH OUT.
STOP WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO BE LIKE YOU. I, FOR ONE, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONE PERSON WHO WRITES INSENSITIVE, NONSENSICAL POETRY THAT RHYMES. UNLESS YOU'RE STEPHEN LYNCH...IT'S PROBABLY NOT FUNNY. IT PROBABLY JUST SOUNDS LIKE A SECOND-GRADER WROTE IT. TAKE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE, BE A LITTLE BIT SENSITIVE TO HOW OTHER PEOPLE MAY FEEL...AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE SOMEONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. OR WORD VOMIT. ALL IN CAPS TOO. WATCH OUT.